Roll of honour for June 2010

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hilly » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:04 pm

People ringing up and threatening you? Fucking hell I hate the b****** list (as you know) but that's bad craic.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Dn1 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:22 am

Okay for whoever rang up and threatened your wife, they are the lowest of the low because there is no need, regardless of what may happen on here, it should stay on here.

As for the RoH Pete, if this is beginning to affect your home life, then maybe it is till to call time on the thing. It has been an interesting part of the forum over the years (in my opinion anyways) but with the technological advancements made not only by the internet, but Uncovered as well, it is now more or less defunct, the website comes with its own post counter and for those who are interested, they can refer to that.

As for DOTU making 50 posts which did not contain profanity, if you were to reassess that and undergo a recount, you would find the updated signature is on all of his posts, hence making them not suitable for the RoH.

Now if you wish to continue with this, in full knowledge of how close to home it is getting, then that is more the fool you Pete, because all the list has done in recent years is antagonise people, to the point now where yeah it is getting to an unacceptable, personal level.

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Post by quaker4life » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:55 am

LMFAO! :lol: :clap: gotta be one of the funniest threads I've seen on here for a long time! Although someone calling Pete's house and threatening his family is beyond madness.
DarloOnTheUp wrote:Here's an idea - why doesn't Pete do something more worthwhile with his time?
Not being funny but seeing as you won this month isn't this like a case of the pot calling the kettle back?
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by loan_star » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:25 am

If your number isnt listed Pete then its probably going to be someone that has access to your number. As others have said, if its affecting people around you then its probably time to stop the daft thing anyway. Fair enough, if you want the abuse then carry on but if its pissing people off that much then who knows what the next thing that person would do.
Finally, to whoever made that call, why not tell Pete face to face why you dont want to be included & leave his family out of it. It worked for me eventually.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hawkeye » Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:38 am

Calling you at home and making threats? Is Reynolds on the RoH?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by quaker4life » Fri Jul 30, 2010 7:14 am

Hawkeye wrote:Calling you at home and making threats? Is Reynolds on the RoH?
If he was it would be printed in the echo at the end of every month.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by number_one » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:37 am

Someone is clearly pissed they weren't in the top 10 to go to that length!!!

My suggestion is Pete has this OCD but he isn't harming anyone so let it go on, but remove those who want to be removed and publish it on the off topic board, as thats what it is, it's not about footy which ironically means your post isn't included, surely thats a compromise?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by A kick in the Jacobs » Fri Jul 30, 2010 8:52 am

This is brilliant stuff – I’m laughing like a drain at this.
 
What I don’t understand is when the dull one says someone ‘tried to threaten me and my family’ – how does someone ‘try’ and threaten someone? Do they have speech problems and are unable to get the threatening words out or something?
 
If someone called me or my family at home and threatened us, the police would be involved straight away. Assuming the dullard has been threatened, I assume the police have been called. If not, why not?
 

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by number_one » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:13 am

I am not sure phoning the police would be the best idea, I can almost see the situation...

"So let me get this straight Sir, you count all the posts on a message board and then publish a list at the end of each month which you call the roll of honour?"

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Post by DarloOnTheUp » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:15 am

quaker4life wrote:Not being funny but seeing as you won this month isn't this like a case of the pot calling the kettle back?
As I've said countless times, the majority of the people who are usually at the top of the list have opted out, so I'm not even the true winner. Also, there's a big difference between posting every now and again on the forum, and actually counting every bloody post on the thing.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:15 am

number_one wrote:I am not sure phoning the police would be the best idea, I can almost see the situation...

"So let me get this straight Sir, you count all the posts on a message board and then publish a list at the end of each month which you call the roll of honour?"

:lol:

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by comeondarlo » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:41 pm

A kick in the Jacobs wrote:This is brilliant stuff – I’m laughing like a drain at this.
 
What I don’t understand is when the dull one says someone ‘tried to threaten me and my family’ – how does someone ‘try’ and threaten someone? Do they have speech problems and are unable to get the threatening words out or something?
 
If someone called me or my family at home and threatened us, the police would be involved straight away. Assuming the dullard has been threatened, I assume the police have been called. If not, why not?
 
Are you suggesting that Pete's lying, cos if you are; I agree with you.
After all it wouldn't be the first time would it, he's lied before about his precious RoH.

Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by AndyPark » Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:45 pm

comeondarlo wrote:Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
Not sticking up for him, just boring reading the same old posts!

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Jazz Maverick » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:12 pm

AndyPark wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
Not sticking up for him, just boring reading the same old posts!
Stop making them then....

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by BishopQuaker » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:16 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
AndyPark wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
Not sticking up for him, just boring reading the same old posts!
Stop making them then....
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:50 pm

comeondarlo wrote:
A kick in the Jacobs wrote:This is brilliant stuff – I’m laughing like a drain at this.
 
What I don’t understand is when the dull one says someone ‘tried to threaten me and my family’ – how does someone ‘try’ and threaten someone? Do they have speech problems and are unable to get the threatening words out or something?
 
If someone called me or my family at home and threatened us, the police would be involved straight away. Assuming the dullard has been threatened, I assume the police have been called. If not, why not?
 
Are you suggesting that Pete's lying, cos if you are; I agree with you.
After all it wouldn't be the first time would it, he's lied before about his precious RoH.

Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
I had exactly the same thought straight away, and then Pete's subsequent posts further made me suspicious. It seems he is attempting to play the sympathy card.

You won't reveal what was said Pete? Perhaps that's because there is nothing to reveal?

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by shawry » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:21 pm

AndyPark wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
Not sticking up for him, just boring reading the same old posts!
To be fair, the majority of this thread has been about the same thing, I would like to think that every time you log on and see that new posts have been made to it that you would know its going to be about that same subject you feel is getting tedious - and if thats the case, then your boredom is no one elses fault but your own :)

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Hilly » Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:25 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:
A kick in the Jacobs wrote:This is brilliant stuff – I’m laughing like a drain at this.
 
What I don’t understand is when the dull one says someone ‘tried to threaten me and my family’ – how does someone ‘try’ and threaten someone? Do they have speech problems and are unable to get the threatening words out or something?
 
If someone called me or my family at home and threatened us, the police would be involved straight away. Assuming the dullard has been threatened, I assume the police have been called. If not, why not?
 
Are you suggesting that Pete's lying, cos if you are; I agree with you.
After all it wouldn't be the first time would it, he's lied before about his precious RoH.

Funny how the other Billy Lliar (Andy P) sticks up for him, liars stick together.
I had exactly the same thought straight away, and then Pete's subsequent posts further made me suspicious. It seems he is attempting to play the sympathy card.

You won't reveal what was said Pete? Perhaps that's because there is nothing to reveal?
I'd like to think not even Pete could stoop so low as to make something like this up. If he has (I have no idea how anyone could disprove him) then he would lose any remaining credibility he had (if he had any to begin with!).

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Dn1 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:15 pm

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Damn you Bish :think:

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by BishopQuaker » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:22 pm

Anyone else thinking this thread and all the shite that came along with it should have been locked a few pages ago?

It's beyond ridiculous now.

People actually linking back to this thread in other posts just goes to show how ridiculous this is.

The mods should have pulled their fingers out and locked it by now to put a lit on this erupting volcano of bullshit.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by BishopQuaker » Fri Jul 30, 2010 3:23 pm

Dn1 wrote:
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Damn you Bish :think:

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Darlo_North » Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:37 pm

From The Northern Echo-

Police investigate reports of harassment

Investigations are underway following claims of harassment by a local man after a dispute between rival fans of a local non-league football club. 'Darlo Uncovered' the unofficial home of Internet addicted message board obsessed Darlington football supporters for over 10 years, was a scene of unparalleled 'wtf's and 'ffs' yesterday following claim and counter claim.

Mystery still surrounds the source of the trouble, a peculiar and elusive sect known as 'The Roll of Honour', a members-only group headed by local eccentric Darlo 'Darlo Pete' Pete. Once banned from every casino in Las Vegas, the former actor and star of Rain Man alleges threats and intimidation have been made against his family, following unsavoury anonymous ‘telephone calls’.

Pete, the self styled founder, Judge; Jury, Executioner, counter and God of ‘The Roll of Honour’ made a statement to bemused Echo reporters this evening, whilst wearing a brown paper bag on his head.

’In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters: and it was so.

In a similar way to God making earth, I created the Roll of Honour, I created it, named it, do what the fuck I want with it man. I make the rules I break the rules, YOU don’t get a say in things, this is my world baby and I’ll count what the fuck I want when the fuck I want. You’re either in the roll of honour or you’re out the role of honour. But even if you’re out I still might count you in, depends what mood I’m in, And it was so ‘’

Events took a sinister turn last night after calls and threats were allegedly made to Darlo Pete’s family by a breakaway group of non-believers whose aim we believe is to ‘opt out’ of The Role of Honour. Durham constabulary spokesman Shadrack Funkstein, speaking to a Northern Echo reporter, without a brown paper bag on his head, made the following statement about the incident.

‘This is random, irrelevant and cowardly. It makes no sense and serves no purpose other than to disrupt our peaceful community. Not the alleged calls, fuck that man who cares about that, they are fair enough. I’m referring to this ‘Roll of Honour’ bullshit. I’ve been on the force 30 year and thought I’d seen it all, thought I knew the area and the people well. I’ve worked the Darlington Cannibal Killer case, The Ann Heron Case and a dozen other serious crimes, but this one has got me worried. What kind of a psychopath does this, and what will he count next? Chickens? Dracula’s? Our behavioural psychologists are trying to put together a profile of what would lead a man to do such things’’

Tom Cruise was unavailable for comment last night.

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Post by piggy » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:23 pm

Darlo_North wrote:From The Northern Echo-

Police investigate reports of harassment

Investigations are underway following claims of harassment by a local man after a dispute between rival fans of a local non-league football club. 'Darlo Uncovered' the unofficial home of Internet addicted message board obsessed Darlington football supporters for over 10 years, was a scene of unparalleled 'wtf's and 'ffs' yesterday following claim and counter claim.

Mystery still surrounds the source of the trouble, a peculiar and elusive sect known as 'The Roll of Honour', a members-only group headed by local eccentric Darlo 'Darlo Pete' Pete. Once banned from every casino in Las Vegas, the former actor and star of Rain Man alleges threats and intimidation have been made against his family, following unsavoury anonymous ‘telephone calls’.

Pete, the self styled founder, Judge; Jury, Executioner, counter and God of ‘The Roll of Honour’ made a statement to bemused Echo reporters this evening, whilst wearing a brown paper bag on his head.

’In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters: and it was so.

In a similar way to God making earth, I created the Roll of Honour, I created it, named it, do what the f*** I want with it man. I make the rules I break the rules, YOU don’t get a say in things, this is my world baby and I’ll count what the f*** I want when the f*** I want. You’re either in the roll of honour or you’re out the role of honour. But even if you’re out I still might count you in, depends what mood I’m in, And it was so ‘’

Events took a sinister turn last night after calls and threats were allegedly made to Darlo Pete’s family by a breakaway group of non-believers whose aim we believe is to ‘opt out’ of The Role of Honour. Durham constabulary spokesman Shadrack Funkstein, speaking to a Northern Echo reporter, without a brown paper bag on his head, made the following statement about the incident.

‘This is random, irrelevant and cowardly. It makes no sense and serves no purpose other than to disrupt our peaceful community. Not the alleged calls, f*** that man who cares about that, they are fair enough. I’m referring to this ‘Roll of Honour’ bullshit. I’ve been on the force 30 year and thought I’d seen it all, thought I knew the area and the people well. I’ve worked the Darlington Cannibal Killer case, The Ann Heron Case and a dozen other serious crimes, but this one has got me worried. What kind of a psychopath does this, and what will he count next? Chickens? Dracula’s? Our behavioural psychologists are trying to put together a profile of what would lead a man to do such things’’

Tom Cruise was unavailable for comment last night.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by DL5 » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:36 pm

Time to give it up Pete, you've overstepped the mark and it's coming back to bite you on the arse. The whole scenario is just embarrassing FFS.

Scott, just ban the ROH, problem solved end of.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by loan_star » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:07 pm

DL5 wrote:Time to give it up Pete, you've overstepped the mark and it's coming back to bite you on the arse. The whole scenario is just embarrassing FFS.

Scott, just ban the ROH, problem solved end of.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Dullo_Prat » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:36 pm

ROROHTH (Roll Of Roll Of Honour Thread Honour) for June 2010 Roll Of Honour Thread.

An exciting month for the postings in the Roll Of Honour Thread, the first poster being messageboard regular Darlo_Pete. A total of 37 different posters have posted in the ROH thread, with fans of a whole 2 different clubs taking part.

The list in full:

DarloOnTheUp 25
Dn1 21
BishopQuaker 9
AndyPark 7
jjmick 7
Quakerz 7
loan_star 6
DL5 5
Jazz Maverick 5
wylam_rangers 5
cameron-darlo 4
Hawkeye 4
comeondarlo 3
Darlo_G 3
Darlo_Pete 3
Hilly 3
number_one 3
Darlo_Fanatic 2
divas 2
quaker4life 2
The Tees Mouth 2
A kick in the Jacobs 1
Allan Quatermain 1
Darlo_North 1
DarloBarmyArmy 1
fanforlife 1
grytters 1
littlecar 1
m62exile 1
piggy 1
PJPoolie 1
reddy 1
shawry_99 1
Spyman 1
SuperQuaker 1
Sussex07 1
TKOA 1

Any requests to not take part will be subject to my arbitrary rules and will most likely be ignored. Non ROH posts or those containing swear words will be discounted... unless I want to include them to bolster the number of posts and make my competition more credible.
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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by gabbas » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:40 pm

Once again....surreal.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by The Tees Mouth » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:42 pm

Can we have a Roll of Roll of Honour Thread Honour vote because I am worried it might encourage people posting rubbish in Roll of Honour threads just to see their name on the list.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by uncovered » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:39 pm

i have moved the roll of honour and the other related thread to off topic. I would hope to see the roll of honour posted in the 'off topic' forum from now on please. I dont have a problem with it personally as I dont actually read the ROH thread. Today was the first time I have read it and I have been in stitches.

just to clear up a comment made by littlecar, Darlo Uncovered does not release any info of our users to anybody. Pete counts all the posts he wants to just off the public messageboard.

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Re: Roll of honour for June 2010

Post by Darlo_Pete » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:30 pm

No probs Scott, future ROH's will be posted in the off topics.

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