Without question.. but I wasn't the c*** taken in time and time again by Ted though was I.Norm_D_Ploom wrote:Thought so, you either can't spell,UMEIM2 wrote:comeondarlo Post subject: Re: Some sad newsPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:16 am
Only Poolies and AKITJ can find Ted pretending to be dead ok!
That is a FACT
I thought it was OK..
1, Because it has given the people of Hartlepool a good excuse to laugh at you lot.
2, Because Pete was so guilable in the first place.
3, Showed how two faced most of you were about Ted.
4, Shows how two face some of you wern't about Ted.
5, So funny anyway.
Not forgetting many more new people will read this thread and the site figures will go up..
So really it is OK.
P.S. Oh I forgot to mention that I live in the Hartlepool rea.
Your right I can't but my brain works just fine.
i.e you are a Poolie
Your half right
or, you can't type you are a monkey.
So if you can't type it makes you a monkey..OK...
Either way you are a c***.
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He's a miserable, attention-desperate piece of s***. And what has potentially gone on here is nothing short of depraved and profoundly sad.Quakerz wrote:This thread actually isn't funny, it isn't comedy gold, or any of the things that people have called it. Maybe I've no sense of humour but I haven't laughed once during the entire thread.
Nobody has said anything funny, the subject matter is not funny, and I'm not saying that because I was tricked into saying "the man is absolutely mental. RIP Ted".
What an utter wanker Ted Forster is. Not only is he in fucking lalaland, he is actually a cretin to go with it.
Fuck off Forster.
But I find the whole business and background to it so outstandingly ridiculous that I honestly can't help but chuckle at the pathetic c*** and the situation in general.
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Quakerz wrote:This thread actually isn't funny, it isn't comedy gold, or any of the things that people have called it. Maybe I've no sense of humour but I haven't laughed once during the entire thread.
Nobody has said anything funny, the subject matter is not funny, and I'm not saying that because I was tricked into saying "the man is absolutely mental. RIP Ted".
What an utter wanker Ted Forster is. Not only is he in fucking lalaland, he is actually a cretin to go with it.
Fuck off Forster.
It's post like yours that make it so funny.
Anyway I am off now, as there isn't anything else on this site worth reading and this threads getting as dead as you thought Ted was.
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Anyway I am off now, as there isn't anything else on this site worth reading and this threads getting as dead as you thought Ted was.
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Norm sums up my feelings about you.UMEIM2 wrote:comeondarlo Post subject: Re: Some sad newsPosted: Sat May 14, 2011 10:16 am
Only Poolies and AKITJ can find Ted pretending to be dead ok!
That is a FACT
I thought it was OK..
1, Because it has given the people of Hartlepool a good excuse to laugh at you lot.
2, Because Pete was so guilable in the first place.
3, Showed how two faced most of you were about Ted.
4, Shows how two face some of you wern't about Ted.
5, So funny anyway.
Not forgetting many more new people will read this thread and the site figures will go up..
So really it is OK.
P.S. Oh I forgot to mention that I live in the Hartlepool rea.
I haven't got time at the moment to educate you but I will (probably tomorrow).
Very quickly though, it is not two faced to say RIP (with a rider); it's common courtesy!
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Gotta say I don't find it particularly 'funny'....'surreal' yes but not 'funny'. He has duped a couple of posters into paying respects, one poster into starting the thread and caused pain and anguish to those closest to him.
It might not quite match that guy n his mrs in pools with the boat but its still distasteful.
The thread is voyeurism (non-sexually of course!!) It will go viral because of this not because of the humour content...if anything its pretty sad and pathetic with talk of t-shirts and stuff!!
It might not quite match that guy n his mrs in pools with the boat but its still distasteful.
The thread is voyeurism (non-sexually of course!!) It will go viral because of this not because of the humour content...if anything its pretty sad and pathetic with talk of t-shirts and stuff!!
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But he wasn't a rider was he..
He's the type of guy that always winds you up..
No one bothered checking the local papers obituary section just to see if it was true..
You even have atleast two members off his family on the site for gods sake.
Absolutely priceless this thread and good on Ted for fucking the lot of you over once again.
Afterall it wasn't hard to do.
Anyway I have to go, otherwise you will all start trying to sell me pegs.
He's the type of guy that always winds you up..
No one bothered checking the local papers obituary section just to see if it was true..
You even have atleast two members off his family on the site for gods sake.
Absolutely priceless this thread and good on Ted for fucking the lot of you over once again.
Afterall it wasn't hard to do.
Anyway I have to go, otherwise you will all start trying to sell me pegs.
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UMEIM2 wrote: No one bothered checking the local papers obituary section just to see if it was true..
....in Rhodes?
Maybe pop by the cafe..in Rhodes?
You even have atleast two members off his family on the site for gods sake.
one of which allegedly contacted Pete?
Absolutely priceless this thread and good on Ted for fucking the lot of you over once again.
Hardly fucked 'you lot' over as was only a few responded!
Anyway I have to go, otherwise you will all start trying to sell me pegs
I thought you had gone, more like trying to get our money back for the dodgy ones you sold us!....your lucky heather worked tho I took it to Wembley and we won .
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Yes, there are a few ways, the simplest being a web proxy.Charlie_Darlo wrote:Is it possible to trick your way round IP tracing so it looks like you are posting from another country?
For various reasons I have a couple of VPNs setup on my home machines so, while I've never used them deliberately on this board, it is possible that an American IP and/or a Dutch IP would show on my list.
Only moderators can check IPs, although this can be changed by the admin.Charlie_Darlo wrote:
How do you check it? I used to know how.
If I remember correctly (and it has been a while since I moderated a board running this software) each post will have a little button in the top right corner labeled IP, visible only to mods and admins, that will show what IP address the message was posted from, which other users have also used that IP and which other IPs have been used by that user.
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If his a local lad he's still going to make the local rag if he died.
Yes I except I didn't know where the cafe was.
As for selling you lot anything, lucky heather, or you lot at Wembley, all means nothing to me.
My teams is sadly getting relegated this season but we are getting one hell of a fuck off stadium next season if you have 20/20 vision.
We will end up like Darlo and have a massive stadiums and no fucker in it.
I heard the empty red seats at Wembley made your team feel at home.
If his a local lad he's still going to make the local rag if he died.
Yes I except I didn't know where the cafe was.
As for selling you lot anything, lucky heather, or you lot at Wembley, all means nothing to me.
My teams is sadly getting relegated this season but we are getting one hell of a fuck off stadium next season if you have 20/20 vision.
We will end up like Darlo and have a massive stadiums and no fucker in it.
I heard the empty red seats at Wembley made your team feel at home.
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Fuck me, chimps are everywhere.
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Clucking Hells Bells, this is probably the funniest thing I have read since the time Andy Park and pal(s) attempted to defend his pitch invading antics.
I have seen some random s*** on here, and this has probably topped it all. If what is said is true, then my heart does go out to his family as this is distressing by all accounts. Has anyone tried adding him on FaceBook?
Un-RIP Ted, you attention seeking, burger cremating, slap on the back gis' ya wallet cos you ain't getting no refund, rip off merchant prat!
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I have seen some random s*** on here, and this has probably topped it all. If what is said is true, then my heart does go out to his family as this is distressing by all accounts. Has anyone tried adding him on FaceBook?
Un-RIP Ted, you attention seeking, burger cremating, slap on the back gis' ya wallet cos you ain't getting no refund, rip off merchant prat!
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How did I defend my actions then Paul?
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Perhaps a thread should be started of uncovereds best/most wierd topics
some classics
Ted dead??
Andy Parks pitch invasion
Andy Park tapping up Ndumbu Nsungu
Darlo_Pete's threating phone calls at home regarding the ROH
to name a few
some classics
Ted dead??
Andy Parks pitch invasion
Andy Park tapping up Ndumbu Nsungu
Darlo_Pete's threating phone calls at home regarding the ROH
to name a few
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AndyPark wrote:Fuck me, chimps are everywhere.
Were you talking about me or Lynn and Thomas.
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Thought you said you were finished with this thread because there's nothing decent on this site?UMEIM2 wrote: Were you talking about me or Lynn and Thomas.
Or is the Hartlepool site so unintelligibly bad?UMEIM2 wrote: Anyway I am off now, as there isn't anything else on this site worth reading and this threads getting as dead as you thought Ted was.
Or perhaps you're Ted?
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I'd of thought the sadly my team are getting relegated this season would point to him not being a pools fan
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Yes it is two-faced. No it isn't a "common courtesy". And I'd say that calling someone every name going when he's alive, only to retrace your steps, say RIP, and act as if the person was "actually OK anyways lolz" when he dies is more despicable than anything AKITJ has said/done in here.comeondarlo wrote: Very quickly though, it is not two faced to say RIP (with a rider); it's common courtesy!
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Don't be a cock, who RIP'd him and said "was actually OK anyways lolz"? You just made that bit up didn't you.DarloOnTheUp wrote:Yes it is two-faced. No it isn't a "common courtesy". And I'd say that calling someone every name going when he's alive, only to retrace your steps, say RIP, and act as if the person was "actually OK anyways lolz" when he dies is more despicable than anything AKITJ has said/done in here.comeondarlo wrote: Very quickly though, it is not two faced to say RIP (with a rider); it's common courtesy!
Most of the RIPs were "frosty" at best.
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Exactly, you can fucking hate someone as much as you like when they're alive - saying RIP is nothing other than a mark of respect to the dead. It doesnt mean you've rescinded everything you thought on the person before their expiry.
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Thank you - everything you (and my new friend, UMEIM2) have said reflects my views.DarloOnTheUp wrote:Yes it is two-faced. No it isn't a "common courtesy". And I'd say that calling someone every name going when he's alive, only to retrace your steps, say RIP, and act as if the person was "actually OK anyways lolz" when he dies is more despicable than anything AKITJ has said/done in here.comeondarlo wrote: Very quickly though, it is not two faced to say RIP (with a rider); it's common courtesy!
And this is funny.
Quakerz - there was nothing expected of you with regards to commenting on Ted's (DRIP) death. To be more honest, I was more disappointed with you saying 'RIP' when you're a devout atheist.
If it's any consolation, I'm with you on the Thommo thread.
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Fair enough. As an atheist yes, RIP is contradictory, but I wanted to say something.
Perhaps "condolences to his family" would have been more appropriate given my atheism, and disdain for Ted, whilst obviously you'd still feel for his children etc.
Perhaps "condolences to his family" would have been more appropriate given my atheism, and disdain for Ted, whilst obviously you'd still feel for his children etc.
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And he deserves the attentionmrcoops1984 wrote:Regardless of anything, there's now been over 230 posts ALL ABOUT TED. If he was dead, he'd be turning in his grave chuckling away at this. Truth is, he is probably sat in his little, pokey cockroach ridden bedsit on his dial up Internet lapping up all this attenion.
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I nominate:TinShedDarloFan wrote:Perhaps a thread should be started of uncovereds best/most wierd topics
some classics
Ted dead??
Andy Parks pitch invasion
Andy Park tapping up Ndumbu Nsungu
Darlo_Pete's threating phone calls at home regarding the ROH
to name a few
'Pete and the moon'
'I was talking to Tommy Wright at Doncaster services'
'Trial at Luton', starring the hero of the Tommy Wright thread
The thread from the depths of time in which J00L coined the phrase 'a cool and sombre victory'
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Is it just me that's hoping Ted replies to this thread??
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Ted's re-appearence
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I hear that film producers are queueing up to produce a movie based on this thread. It will be a comedy starring Rik Mayall as a mischievous imaginary friend, entitled "Not Dead Ted".
Everyone is entitled to my opinion!
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Everyone else is coming up with decent ones. The best I could come up with was:
Darlo Wars: Episode 6 - Return of the Ted? Aye
What's that tumbleweed doing there?
Darlo Wars: Episode 6 - Return of the Ted? Aye
What's that tumbleweed doing there?
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Ask wylam_rangers.Darlogramps wrote:
What's that tumbleweed doing there?