Sunday Carveries End
by Scott Thornberry - 8th May 2012
With Darlington Football Club moving away from the arena it is with regret that we have been informed that the Sunday Carveries have now ceased.
Comments
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 17:50:47
You're quite right Tony.Setting it up might be a cow, but after that its all gravy.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 17:52:48
That's gravy with me. I'd had my fill with the forking carveries. I'm guessing roast people had stopped going anyways.funksoul - 8th May 2012 17:54:36
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! oh wait were leaving stadium and have no connection there anymore, best none news of day this!!
Darlobaz79 - 8th May 2012 17:56:30
I always felt it was a turkey anyway.fat tony - 8th May 2012 18:00:24
Shildon isn't the nicest place so it might look like mutton dressed as lamb if we tried carveries there. I don't want people to think I'm chickening out here, just pudding the thought out there.TinShedDarloFan - 8th May 2012 18:01:00
Seeing this news has just knocked the stuffing right out of me
wellindarlo - 8th May 2012 18:03:17
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 18:09:24
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 18:10:39
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
I spent a couple of minutes reading it to check I hadnt missed a genius pun!
Christophano - 8th May 2012 18:12:48
Mazz Javerick wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
I spent a couple of minutes reading it to check I hadnt missed a genius pun!
Me too.
I spent a good couple of minutes pondering whether the misspelling of losing was the crux of a pun that I just didn't get.
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 18:17:35
Im worried wellindarlo is well above our intellectual plane, and has just handed us a total comedy beatdown.Spyman - 8th May 2012 18:21:53
Mazz Javerick wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
I spent a couple of minutes reading it to check I hadnt missed a genius pun!
York sure a pair of puddings.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 18:23:31
Mazz Javerick wrote:
Im worried wellindarlo is well above our intellectual plane, and has just handed us a total comedy beatdown.
I carrot for the life of me think what it could be. I'm just waiting for him to stick the knife in and rub salt in the wounds. I hope he reveals it soon, the tension is too much to stomach.
Spyman - 8th May 2012 18:24:46
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
Mazz Javerick wrote:
Im worried wellindarlo is well above our intellectual plane, and has just handed us a total comedy beatdown.
I carrot for the life of me think what it could be. I'm just waiting for him to stick the knife in and rub salt in the wounds. I hope he reveals it soon, the venison is too much to stomach.
Fixed that one for you.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 18:26:26
Spyman wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
Mazz Javerick wrote:
Im worried wellindarlo is well above our intellectual plane, and has just handed us a total comedy beatdown.
I carrot for the life of me think what it could be. I'm just waiting for him to stick the knife in and rub salt in the wounds. I hope he reveals it soon, the venison is too much to stomach.
Fixed that one for you.
I can't cake much more of this.
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 18:28:33
My cats breath smells like cat food.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 18:28:51
Mazz Javerick wrote:
My cats breath smells like cat food.
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 18:29:22
Mazz Javerick wrote:
My venison's breath smells like venison food.
Fixed that for you.
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 18:29:58
Seamlessdickdarlington - 8th May 2012 18:48:04
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
Mazz Javerick wrote:
My venison's breath smells like venison food.
Fixed that for you.
Oh deer, oh deer, oh deer.
Christophano - 8th May 2012 18:48:51
Sorry, I didn't read half of these. I have a really short attention spam.
mikkyx - 8th May 2012 18:56:10
I've got beef with some of the puns in this thread. Can we stop now? Peas?
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 19:21:51
mikkyx wrote:
I've got beef with some of the puns in this thread. Can we stop now? Peas?
I agree with milky. Some of the puns in this toasted bread are fishy to say the yeast. If I beer one more I may glass out and go into a chicken korma.
fat tony - 8th May 2012 19:43:35
For starters wellindarlo served up something different to the main course of replies in this thread. When you lay it on a plate like that the knives are out and people can dish up some unsavoury comments so lets hope they can stomach that.
mikkyx - 8th May 2012 20:23:10
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
mikkyx wrote:
I've got beef with some of the puns in this thread. Can we stop now? Peas?
I agree with milky. Some of the puns in this toasted bread are fishy to say the yeast. If I beer one more I may glass out and go into a chicken korma.
don't do that, someone'd have to tikka you to hospital. It won't help you curry favour.
wellindarlo - 8th May 2012 20:46:54
Christophano wrote:
Mazz Javerick wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
I spent a couple of minutes reading it to check I hadnt missed a genius pun!
Me too.
I spent a good couple of minutes pondering whether the misspelling of losing was the crux of a pun that I just didn't get.
I just happen to know someone who has lost income due to this, they also look at this board out occasionally. Thanks to the moderator for correcting my spelling.
Mazz Javerick - 8th May 2012 20:58:35
Sorry mate, you've got me again.Your puns are so clever I cant spot them!
DarloOnTheUp - 8th May 2012 21:51:30
wellindarlo wrote:
Christophano wrote:
Mazz Javerick wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:
wellindarlo wrote:
I hope anyone loosing their jobs or supplemented income find something else soon.
I don't get it.
I spent a couple of minutes reading it to check I hadnt missed a genius pun!
Me too.
I spent a good couple of minutes pondering whether the misspelling of losing was the crux of a pun that I just didn't get.
I just happen to know someone who has lost income due to this, they also look at this board out occasionally. Thanks to the moderator for correcting my spelling.
I don't get it.
DIRTYDAVE - 9th May 2012 19:58:23
Guys Stop chewing the fat. It all been taken away.
fat tony - 8th May 2012 17:41:08
I've got no beef with them calling time on the carveries. Maybe we could do our own carveries at Shildon if there's enough porking spaces? They're clearly a good sauce of income.