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Re: Mr Coops

Post by jjmick » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:59 pm

comeondarlo wrote:ffs someone help me out here
Yeah you bloody well need it you numb monkey.

comeondarlo wrote:BTW I cant believe no one has not heard of that before, please someone tell me that it's not just me!
It's the opposite of the normal 'Get a room' when used in sarcasm because it was interpreted as arguing, not getting off with each other.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:01 pm

comeondarlo wrote:
Quakerz wrote:He was.

Are you two brain dead!!!!

No I wasn't cos you weren't!!!!!

ffs someone help me out here, show these two need to get out more!
Rather than getting a room!
Why would you say "get a room ffs" to two people who made a singular passing comment at each other? Other than because you think you're fucking clever?
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:03 pm

Q, you really should get it, re-read!

Mick, you're wrong end of..............google it

BTW (and I'm being nice now) I know Brompton on Swale very well.
I used to go drinking there (20 years ago), is the Farmers Arms still there?

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:06 pm

comeondarlo wrote:Q, you really should get it, re-read!

Mick, you're wrong end of..............google it

BTW (and I'm being nice now) I know Brompton on Swale very well.
I used to go drinking there (20 years ago), is the Farmers Arms still there?
I've re-read it. It still reads the same.

What is your basis for saying "get a room, ffs", especially when the word ffs implies frustration at us.

It is the most random comment you have ever made.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:08 pm

Quakerz wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:Q, you really should get it, re-read!

Mick, you're wrong end of..............google it

BTW (and I'm being nice now) I know Brompton on Swale very well.
I used to go drinking there (20 years ago), is the Farmers Arms still there?
I've re-read it. It still reads the same.

What is your basis for saying "get a room, ffs", especially when the word ffs implies frustration at us.

It is the most random comment you have ever made.

YOU CLEARLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SAYING (GET A ROOM).
NOW GO AND TAKE YOUR BUM CHUM MICK AND FUCK HIM UP THE ARSE

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:15 pm

Of course I understand the meaning, are you being deliberately thick or are you actually just thick?

Your comment was random and needless, there was no relevant context that I can see to lead you to make such a statement.

It is just like you saying any one thing in response to any one comment by anybody and me saying "get a room ffs" :crazy:
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by DarloOnTheUp » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:19 pm

FFS you three. Get a room.

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:20 pm

Quakerz wrote:Of course I understand the meaning, are you being deliberately thick or are you actually just thick?

Your comment was random and needless, there was no relevant context that I can see to lead you to make such a statement.

It is just like you saying any one thing in response to any one comment by anybody and me saying "get a room ffs" :crazy:

No you didn't, you were being a thick fuck! Now you're rowing for shore.

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Tell me you don't know what that means, thicko

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:23 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:FFS you three. Get a room.

I can't believe how thick Q is being!!!

Mick is obvious a young lad and so has an excuse (probably why Q made his move in the first place).

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:25 pm

comeondarlo wrote: 'Even Quakerz has had his "roast on the spit" so it's nothing new' Quote from bumchummick

Tell me you don't know what that means, thicko
Of course I know what that means.

But I'm presuming that jjmick was not meaning I had been sodomised in the arse and gob at the same time, but rather than I had been given a hard time and shown up. That was his context.

Knowing that was his context, I replied "no I haven't".

So...?
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:28 pm

DarloOnTheUp wrote:FFS you three. Get a room.
Now THAT is correct.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:30 pm

Quakerz wrote:
comeondarlo wrote: 'Even Quakerz has had his "roast on the spit" so it's nothing new' Quote from bumchummick

Tell me you don't know what that means, thicko
Of course I know what that means.

But I'm presuming that jjmick was not meaning I had been sodomised in the arse and gob at the same time, but rather than I had been given a hard time and shown up. That was his context.

Knowing that was his context, I replied "no I haven't".

So...?
you're a thick c*** and it's the first time I've noticed, end of.

You can stop rowing now, thcko.

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:32 pm

Quakerz wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:FFS you three. Get a room.
Now THAT is correct.
Don't fucking start pretending that you got it all a long.

Five minutes ago you didn't have clue what day it was!

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:36 pm

LOL. So now I'm thick eh? It took you all these years to notice?

I fancy that you're lashing out because you're in a corner. Say it ain't so.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by DL5 » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:38 pm

If anyone wants a digestive biscuit and a stopwatch just let me know
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:39 pm

comeondarlo wrote:
Quakerz wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:FFS you three. Get a room.
Now THAT is correct.
Don't fucking start pretending that you got it all a long.

Five minutes ago you didn't have clue what day it was!
Seriously shut up man because you're embarrasing yourself now. Nobody has jumped in to back you up because you've fucked up.

I'm not pretending that I get anything - DOTU told us all to get a room after a heated argument, and of course he was being a bit sarcastic too.

You said it for no fucking obvious reason!
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:42 pm

Quakerz wrote:
comeondarlo wrote:
Quakerz wrote:
DarloOnTheUp wrote:FFS you three. Get a room.
Now THAT is correct.
Don't fucking start pretending that you got it all a long.

Five minutes ago you didn't have clue what day it was!
Seriously shut up man because you're embarrasing yourself now. Nobody has jumped in to back you up because you've fucked up.

I'm not pretending that I get anything - DOTU told us all to get a room after a heated argument, and of course he was being a bit sarcastic too.

You said it for no fucking obvious reason!

Dickhead!!!

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:45 pm

KNOB! :lol:
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:49 pm

I'll never take you seriously again, cocksocket

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:53 pm

Seriously? Well fair enough but I've been laughing my head off at this thread.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by comeondarlo » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:58 pm

Quakerz wrote:Seriously? Well fair enough but I've been laughing my head off at this thread.

Don't cry I was only joking.

I've been up to no good all day, bored!
Can't wait for the footy to start.

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Quakerz » Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:01 pm

I'm bored shitless, completely fucking shitless. Thankfully I'm away for a week on Friday, that'll break things up.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by DL5 » Sun Jul 17, 2011 7:08 pm

Can I just say how bored I am, the highlight of my week is going around Sainsbury's on the spastic chariot, my sofa has a DL5 size groove in it and i'm even loitering on the bunker, I need a shrink :lol:
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by jjmick » Sun Jul 17, 2011 10:25 pm

Comeondarlo, The Farmers is still there yes, it's pretty nice.

My name isn't Mick.

I'm not that young and I do understand both meanings of the phase.

Thanks for the entertainment though nonetheless.
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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Hawkeye » Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Only just saw this...

For the record, I understood COD's comment the way he meant it.

I don't recall Quakerz ever being on the end of a "roasting" of the sort that Andy Park, mrcoops and jjmick tend to set themselves up for, but he has made a bit of a tit of himself on a few occasions (as have most of the regulars, probably).

Entertaining reading.

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by Dn1 » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:37 pm

Mr Coops... Where are youuuu :shifty:

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Re: Mr Coops

Post by darlo-brad » Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:09 pm

'Having enemies is good, it shows you stand up for what you believe in.'

Although yeah, sheesh coops, what the hell?! Deflating Walshaw, the guys our key to promotion, his pre-season has blew the roof of the arena! and aycliffe's burger van. Although I can come to terms with you concern about taylor! however he's plays well at full back rather than centre half.
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