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Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by grytters » Mon Oct 27, 2014 12:49 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29739284

Vote for the Apple Tree - probably first cultivated in Turkey - rather than the honest British Oak or the English Yew

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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by Fatty eats roadkill » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:00 pm

People still wont get it bro
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by PaulMJohnson » Mon Oct 27, 2014 10:48 pm

grytters wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29739284

Vote for the Apple Tree - probably first cultivated in Turkey - rather than the honest British Oak or the English Yew

* nb. For the benefit of anyone who's had their sense of humour bypassed, this is what's known as "satire" or "parody".
Ha ha!

I like the idea of annoying UKIP (or any political party for that matter), but I'd be voting for the apple tree anyway. If it did inspire Newton's incredible work inventing the Theory of Gravity, it's effect on the understanding of the world is incredible.

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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by Mr_Tibbs » Tue Oct 28, 2014 8:41 pm

Sir Isaac Newton told us why
an apple falls down from the sky
and from this fact it's very plain
all other objects do the same
a brick
a bolt
a bar
a cup
invariably fall down - not up

then I forget the rest of it but it ends with

So get a hat and keep your head!

Sadly that great Public Information Film is lost.

Edit: I found the full version here...

http://monologues.co.uk/Public_Informat ... t_Work.htm

I'd vote for the apple tree too, by the way.
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by grytters » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:38 am

Mr_Tibbs wrote:Sir Isaac Newton told us why
an apple falls down from the sky
and from this fact it's very plain
all other objects do the same
a brick
a bolt
a bar
a cup
invariably fall down - not up

then I forget the rest of it but it ends with

So get a hat and keep your head!

Sadly that great Public Information Film is lost.

Edit: I found the full version here...

http://monologues.co.uk/Public_Informat ... t_Work.htm

I'd vote for the apple tree too, by the way.

Well done Reginald Molehusband!
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Re: Let's annoy UKIP!*

Post by Mr_Tibbs » Wed Oct 29, 2014 1:51 pm

Poor old Reggie got lost as well, after people came from miles around just to see him.
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