Burgers

[grytters]

To save anyone else the trouble -

Value burgers - low in salt, but high in shergar.

Tesco burgers - just say "neigh"

Meanwhile, a low-cost supermarket competitor is now branding their burgers as "My Lidl Pony"

So there's horse DNA in the burgers. - Relax, doesn't mean it's meat, it could be semen.

Bought some burgers from Tesco's last week, tried to cook them last night, And, They're Off!

Tesco Value Burgers - part of a stable diet.

These product recalls are really just closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.

Morrissey and Jack Nicholson have issued a joint statement - declaring "meat is Red Rum"

Buying low-cost burgers by Tesco, Aldi, and Lidl is turning into a right 'mare for their marketing people.

Ate some of their burgers last week - they gave me the trots.

Value burgers don't say on the "serving suggestion" whether they're to be cooked "rare or well done", just "good to firm"

Anyway. These burger jokes are becoming passé, talk about flogging a dead hor…

I'll get my coat.

[thomo27]

[al_quaker]

[lo36789]

I heard Tesco were getting a new batch delivered today, they are coming in at 10 to 1.

[grytters]

Apparently it's just got worse for Tesco - they've found out their vegeburgers are made from UniQuorn…

[Darlo_Fanatic]

From the stable to the table.

[mikkyx]

If you've gone off their burgers, try their meatballs. I hear they're the dog's bollocks.

[jarramel]

Think Louis Suarez has had a few.

[MB86DFC]

Primark is the latest store to be hit with the scandal after 75% of their leggins were found to contain camel toes

[grytters]

<Guffaw!>

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/te ... us-1543040

[grytters]

The scandal is now affecting B&Q.

They've discovered their flooring's got laminate…

[DIRTYDAVE]

Throw them jokes in the mince grater !

[DuckSoup]

Morrissey and Jack Nicholson have issued a joint statement - declaring "meat is Red Rum"
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Quality.

Just had to explain that one to my girlfriend.

Mind you, can't be many jokes where knowledge of 3 random cultural references are needed.

[grytters]

At a recent check-up my doctor told me I have to watch what I'm eating.


So I'm starting to video "Channel 4 Racing"…