Caption Competition
Caption Competition
No prizes like, but any thoughts?
- weststanddave
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Maddo to Deano - "I'll wake you up when we score Deano, sleep well!!"
Always a Quaker!!
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'Cut my throat? Of course I haven't been trying to cut my throat'
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The angel on Deano's right shoulder said take the salad, the devils on the left recommended a meat and potato and a balti pie
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Maddo to Deano "So how did the scouting mission to West Ham go on tuesday?"
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Thorpe: Note to self, hire proper assassin next time to guarantee selection.
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Maddo to Deano, 'Have you just eaten Toddy
- wylam_rangers
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This bench just ain't big enough for the ten of us.
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Everyone thinks about Deano........is he having a wet dream or dreaming about the carvery
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Deano hops that when he wakes up it's all been a bad dream and we're not really bottom of the League!
COME ON DARLO!
- Ricardo Collina
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how about....... blood sweat and tears
or maddo saying to deano i thought we were playing martin allens cheltenham not draculas transylvania
or deano saying... i'll give my last drop of blood for this club
or maddo saying to deano i thought we were playing martin allens cheltenham not draculas transylvania
or deano saying... i'll give my last drop of blood for this club
- QuakerPete
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Maddo: "Aw Dean, not ANOTHER cunning plan!"
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Maddo to Deano,"what are we getting for Darlo Petes 50th birthday present?"
- QuakerPete
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Deano: "When you get to my age, you need that mid-afternoon nap"
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Thorpe : Bloody Windass! I wanted to be the oldest at the club!
Jazz Maverick wrote:If I win the 50/50 draw I'm going to use the money to pay a tramp to throw dog s*** at you.
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Steward- "I'm the only b****** watching this shite"
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Deano cuts his own throat rather than reading any more of this s***.
- doc_64
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(deano thinking to himself) if maddo goes on about the price of pie and pint one more time im gunna sub him on
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Back row (L-R): Lee Thorpe, Nick Liversedge
Front row (L-R): Neil Maddison, Dean Windass, Paul Connor
Front row (L-R): Neil Maddison, Dean Windass, Paul Connor
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Deano to Maddo: "That's the last time I take a penalty with stilettos on"
FAO: Hawkeye, the lad next to Thorpedo is Liversedge
FAO: Hawkeye, the lad next to Thorpedo is Liversedge
QuakerSam ...Once a Quaker, always a Quaker
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Maddo to Deano - "27,500 seat stadium, and they give us these chairs to sit on"
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Thanks. You can tell I've not been around this season can't you...quakersam wrote: FAO: Hawkeye, the lad next to Thorpedo is Liversedge
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Maddo to Windass:- "Don't look now, but that bloke who played Dr. Trueman in Eastenders is sat behind us!"
Everyone is entitled to my opinion!
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Windarse - " Maybe this is just a bad dream and im not stuck at this shite club after all "
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What the fuck have I done coming here? Where's my get out clause in my contract?
COME ON DARLO!
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Windyarse is thinking. Should have gone to 'Pools when I had the chance.
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Maddo " Dean do you think our last remaining supporter is going to turn up this afternoon, or shall we tell the ref to get the game underway regardless".
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Maddo: "Dean I can't believe the Gaffers playing himself upfront instead of Thorpe...are you sure he knows what he's doing"?
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Maddo: Gis a kiss Deano
Windass: Go on then, but make it quick, i think thorpeys watching.
Windass: Go on then, but make it quick, i think thorpeys watching.