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Caption competition

Post by uncovered » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:24 pm

Winner gets nowt!

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Re: Caption competition

Post by super_les_mcjannet » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:35 pm

"Can't believe how cold me hand is"
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Re: Caption competition

Post by petenita » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:38 pm

This sand gets everywhere! :shock:
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Quakerade » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:40 pm

Bloody hell, i forgot i hid my lit fag down their.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by wellindarlo » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:45 pm

So that's 5 of me fingers plus ....... yeh, that's 7

Or

Why do I cough when I do this?
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Re: Caption competition

Post by aycliffequaker » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:04 pm

Amar says he's lost an eye...surely not?
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Re: Caption competition

Post by The Bishop » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:05 pm

"That's weird, the brown stain's on the front!"
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Re: Caption competition

Post by dickdarlington » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:16 pm

F#%€ me Kerry. That was amazing!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by LoidLucan » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:27 pm

Phwwoooaaar... do it again Hedley!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by anus » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:27 pm

"Leon Scotts new ink just does it for me...aaaaaggghhhh that's better now I can concentrate on the game once more....come on Browny lad stop lunging in and giving away soft penalties".
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Re: Caption competition

Post by mikkyx » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:22 pm

"I think Thommo and Emmsy have made off with my match balls!"
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Re: Caption competition

Post by jarramel » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:28 pm

I thought the dogs bollocks was just a phrase!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Christophano » Sat Mar 30, 2013 11:54 pm

1... 2... I'm okay.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Fatty eats roadkill » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:16 am

Just seen fatty in the crowd and his posts are legendary!
Waiting for Raj to shaft them!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by dfcdfcdfc » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:23 am

"Oh for the wings, the wings of a dove...."
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Stu77 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:35 am

When you forget your gloves there's only one way to warm your hands up
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Lawman3 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:48 am

When Browny told me to get rid of the ball, I didn't realise quite how difficult it would be.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Bogratsteve » Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:33 am

Oh wow the easter bunny has left me a present or two
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Re: Caption competition

Post by dickdarlington » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:53 am

My hand. It's fallen off!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by number_one » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:31 am

Howay man Pete, not again, give it a rest...
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Re: Caption competition

Post by MikeinBlack2 » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:37 am

"Tell the laundry lady to use less starch next time"
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Re: Caption competition

Post by fanforlife » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:51 am

now i know what opposition managers mean when they say i am a handful.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by davidcorks 40yard OG » Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:23 pm

Did you really have to kick me in the balls skipper just for suggesting your overhead kick was a bit naff
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Re: Caption competition

Post by THE PRINCE OF WALES » Sun Mar 31, 2013 1:15 pm

How many times i have told then to use non bio washing powder when washing the kit,another rash again.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by fozzovmurton » Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:13 pm

Fucking hell Kerry, what a goal, I think I just cum in my pants
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Re: Caption competition

Post by jimmytheseal » Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:43 pm

Always make time for a daily w**k no matter where you are...
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Re: Caption competition

Post by charlie » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:12 pm

They can raffle the shorts off at the end of season but I dont care how much it would raise these are mine and I'm keeping them!!!
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Comfortably_numb » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:13 pm

"I wish it wasn't that small...."
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Re: Caption competition

Post by Ash_Quaker » Sun Mar 31, 2013 6:18 pm

Maybe if I cover it with my hand, people won't realise I'm starting to get a big time Charlie.
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Re: Caption competition

Post by fozzovmurton » Sun Mar 31, 2013 9:29 pm

Got Wood or

It is a bit late in the day to get morning glory
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