Who wants to be a moderator?

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 1:47 pm

Crusher anyone?

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:42 pm

jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:
jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:I wont lie - Id be a fucking brilliant moderator.
No, you really fucking wouldn't.
You're only saying that because I'd immediately ban all humourless, thick as pig s***, nerdy virgins.

People like you in other words.
No, I'm saying that because mods generally need to get their facts right, and you don't.

You'd also ban anyone you don't like which would mean this board would only consist of you, and you alone.

No, like I said, just thick geeky virgins.

That's only you.

You won't be missed.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:09 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:
jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:I wont lie - Id be a fucking brilliant moderator.
No, you really fucking wouldn't.
You're only saying that because I'd immediately ban all humourless, thick as pig s***, nerdy virgins.

People like you in other words.
No, I'm saying that because mods generally need to get their facts right, and you don't.

You'd also ban anyone you don't like which would mean this board would only consist of you, and you alone.

No, like I said, just thick geeky virgins.

That's only you.

You won't be missed.

Let's have it then. What did you get in your A levels.

You haven't met me so you can't say I'm geeky or a virgin you massive ignoramus.

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:13 pm

You've just asked me for sixth form exam results to show intelligence, thereby proving you are thick as fuck and have no life experience beyond being a geek at Richmond school.

Thick. Nerdy. Virgin.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:22 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:You've just asked me for sixth form exam results to show intelligence, thereby proving you are thick as fuck and have no life experience beyond being a geek at Richmond school.

Thick. Nerdy. Virgin.

You're riddled with blind stubbornness and as a result, you are wrong, as per.

You need knocking down a peg or four.

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:25 pm

Stop trying to be clever with your comebacks, millhouse.

Your banter is as bad as your social skills.

Neeeerrrrrd!

Quakerz · Post by **Quakerz** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:27 pm

Cameron-darlo can't be a mod, he calls me a bell end every time I correctly assess the Darlo situation and he doesn't like it.

cameron-darlo · Post by **cameron-darlo** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:29 pm

Quakerz wrote:Cameron-darlo can't be a mod, he calls me a bell end every time I correctly assess the Darlo situation and he doesn't like it.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:44 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:Stop trying to be clever with your comebacks, millhouse.

Your banter is as bad as your social skills.

Neeeerrrrrd!

You're right you know, I am a bit daft really. I mean why am I arguing and trying to prove something to a clueless little cretin at the abyss of society when I clearly have nothing to prove? Silly of me really.

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:07 pm

I know you're desperately trying to appear clever, but 'In the abyss of society' would be better English.

You'd know that if you weren't a jumped up 16 year old who has convinced himself he's cleverer than he actually is.

Neeeeeerrrrrrd!

cameron-darlo · Post by **cameron-darlo** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:08 pm

wish you two would kiss & make up...

Ash · Post by **Ash** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:10 pm

How about the pair of you pack it in?

It's ironic that you should behave like that in a thread about replacing the mod. I can't find anything in your last few posts in this thread that has anything to do with football, Darlo or message board moderating.

Post by **mikkyx** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:14 pm

I think I know a couple of people who won't be getting put to the vote.

Allan Quatermain · Post by **Allan Quatermain** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:16 pm

What is a moderator?

lo36789 · Post by **lo36789** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:21 pm

Just reading your latest warning, just a question...what would happen if we had no moderators or admin...who would get e-mails of complaint? Could you set up the site to be effectively ran by a bot who cannot be sued/threatened?

Fatty eats roadkill · Post by **Fatty eats roadkill** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:39 pm

I think Jazz is being very moderate. He's only swore twice on this page

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:40 pm

mikkyx wrote:I think I know a couple of people who won't be getting put to the vote.

Booooooooo

I'd keep this s*** locked down bro.

fat tony · Post by **fat tony** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:44 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
Neeeeeerrrrrrd!

Post by **mikkyx** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:22 pm

Thought of a couple of people I'd like to give the job to today, but I said I'd put it to a vote and I will. I'll try and get it started tomorrow.

Christophano · Post by **Christophano** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:26 pm

fat tony wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:
Neeeeeerrrrrrd!

Classic film.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:33 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:I know you're desperately trying to appear clever, but 'In the abyss of society' would be better English.

You'd know that if you weren't a jumped up 16 year old who has convinced himself he's cleverer than he actually is.

Neeeeeerrrrrrd!

Not desperately trying to be clever, as I said I don't need to prove anything to you. If I was trying to be clever I could confuse the hell out of you.

Also, I'm not 17.

cameron-darlo · Post by **cameron-darlo** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:36 pm

jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:I know you're desperately trying to appear clever, but 'In the abyss of society' would be better English.

You'd know that if you weren't a jumped up 16 year old who has convinced himself he's cleverer than he actually is.

Neeeeeerrrrrrd!
Not desperately trying to be clever, as I said I don't need to prove anything to you. If I was trying to be clever I could confuse the hell out of you.

Also, I'm not 17.

18 then?

fat tony · Post by **fat tony** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:56 pm

Another sharp rejoinder from jjmick. The old 'I could if I wanted to, but I'm just not trying...' What a killer!

Ask teacher after class if they'll help with your conversational insults.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:11 pm

cameron-darlo wrote:
jjmick wrote:
Jazz Maverick wrote:I know you're desperately trying to appear clever, but 'In the abyss of society' would be better English.

You'd know that if you weren't a jumped up 16 year old who has convinced himself he's cleverer than he actually is.

Neeeeeerrrrrrd!
Not desperately trying to be clever, as I said I don't need to prove anything to you. If I was trying to be clever I could confuse the hell out of you.

Also, I'm not 17.
18 then?

Whoops, meant not 16.

Post by **mikkyx** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:13 pm

Enough, FFS. This thread is about finding someone who's first act will likely be to ban the pair of you. I'm actually starting to cross my fingers in hope.

Darlo Fonz · Post by **Darlo Fonz** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 9:51 pm

I'll put me name forward. Don't see why not?

charlie · Post by **charlie** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:09 pm

mikkyx wrote:Enough, FFS. This thread is about finding someone who's first act will likely be to ban the pair of you. I'm actually starting to cross my fingers in hope.

What he said

The Love Slug · Post by **The Love Slug** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:08 am

If you're stepping down mikky, no one needs to listen to you any more so pipe down

Jazz Maverick · Post by **Jazz Maverick** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:49 pm

fat tony wrote:Another sharp rejoinder from jjmick. The old 'I could if I wanted to, but I'm just not trying...' What a killer!

Ask teacher after class if they'll help with your conversational insults.

Its hilarious isnt it?

I know he's only a child, but its so funny when someone has convinced themselves they're the height of witt and intellect but then come out with retorts as lame as his.

jjmick · Post by **jjmick** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:02 pm

Jazz Maverick wrote:
fat tony wrote:Another sharp rejoinder from jjmick. The old 'I could if I wanted to, but I'm just not trying...' What a killer!

Ask teacher after class if they'll help with your conversational insults.

Its hilarious isnt it?

I know he's only a child, but its so funny when someone has convinced themselves they're the height of witt and intellect but then come out with retorts as lame as his.

...yawn, and so you've started again. You are acting like the child, which I am not by the way.

Also, it's wit, not witt

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