Walking along neasham road after match

screaminscull · Post by **screaminscull** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:19 am

I was shocked and disgusted to see a bloke in his mid forties with pocket fulls of sauce sachets and what was he doing???
Throwing one sachet into each garden along neasham road i was really shocked and felt like saying something to him, but with his mentality i know what i would have got in response

connor2k7ovdarlo · Post by **connor2k7ovdarlo** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:22 am

Was this really worth posting

The Love Slug · Post by **The Love Slug** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:49 pm

Oh the horror! I hope you reported him to the police immediately so that this loutish behaviour could be stopped!

Jesus fucking h Christ on a bike

Quakerz · Post by **Quakerz** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:51 pm

At the end of the day, what a c*** that bloke was being though.

number_one · Post by **number_one** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:53 pm

I believe these sachet's were stolen from the Ron Greener Lounge by a non paying member of the public and the offender was counting them as he disposed of them, incidentally brown sauce won this week with a total of 27.

The Love Slug · Post by **The Love Slug** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:00 pm

Oh I agree it's cuntish behaviour but it's not the end of the world!!

Quakerz · Post by **Quakerz** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:05 pm

No, it wasn't the end of the world but the bloke was being a clever c*** and screamingscull pointed it out. Fair enough if you ask me.

What sort of tit end would nick a load of sauce sachets and then chuck them in people's gardens. What a fucking knob end. Pointless and cuntish behaviour.

anus · Post by **anus** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:05 pm

The bloke was an idiot. A couple of fans tried chasing after him to have a word, but couldn't ketchup.

Post by **mikkyx** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:11 pm

I'm sure he wanted to chuck something bigger than sachets, but he didn't have the bottle.

anus · Post by **anus** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:17 pm

I can't see Jan Bezerk being over impressed if she slips on a Daddy's tomato sauce sachet, falling flat on her arse whilst leaving her house on her way to Sunday lunch.

comeondarlo · Post by **comeondarlo** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:47 pm

number_one wrote:I believe these sachet's were stolen from the Ron Greener Lounge by a non paying member of the public and the offender was counting them as he disposed of them, incidentally brown sauce won this week with a total of 27.

lol

SuperQuaker · Post by **SuperQuaker** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:54 pm

Maybe the bloke in question was 'relishing' the 2nd leg.

darloaturfeet · Post by **darloaturfeet** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:08 pm

Oh no!! Get Jack Bauer on to it!!! haha

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:30 pm

I'm sure there's a horseradish pun to be made somewhere...

DL5 · Post by **DL5** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:47 pm

Was he pissed? sounds like he must ar drunk too much to do that

I'll get my coat tartar for now

BishopQuaker · Post by **BishopQuaker** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:50 pm

Maybe he was feeling the vinegar strokes

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:13 pm

He's a lad! Creamed myself when I read this!

Apparently his name was Edgar. I've heard Edgar licks horses.

I'll stop now.

Christophano · Post by **Christophano** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:44 pm

This is shocking behaviour. I'm keen as mustard that he's caught!

DL5 · Post by **DL5** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:16 pm

It may only be littering this time, but what next assault

End of daftness

Hawkeye · Post by **Hawkeye** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:44 pm

DL5 wrote:It may only be littering this time, but what next assault

Perhaps it might be a good idea to take some pepper spray to the matches from now on, just in case.

gravy.

jimmytheseal · Post by **jimmytheseal** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:00 pm

Please dont take the mickey - it was my father who did this...
For all the residents in Neasham Rd he just wanted to give them something to put on their plate on Saturday night which would enrich their dinners...
I hope they enjoyed Daddies sauces...

Hilly · Post by **Hilly** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:05 pm

I have it on good authority that it WASN'T jimmytheseal's dad.

However, unfortunately I cannot reveal my sauce.

Sorry...all the good ones were already taken!

Dn1 · Post by **Dn1** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:37 am

My word I question the sanity of you people sometimes!! lol

Dn1

sloth2 · Post by **sloth2** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 9:40 am

Dn1 wrote: My word I question the sanity of you people sometimes!! lol

Dn1

Only sometimes?

You're doing better then me

Darlo Uncovered