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anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:05 pm

Anyone give me a lift to darlo game tonight?

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:13 pm

If you had any manners I'd think about it....

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:14 pm

Sorry can anyone please give me a lift to the match?

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:20 pm

What part of town are u ?

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:22 pm

Springfield area

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:41 pm

Wrong end of town...outside hogans at 6:40 , and me my daughter and her friend would give you a lift as you asked so nicely.

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:42 pm

I cant get to hogans thats why I asked for a lift

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Post by charlie » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:46 pm

Can't get to hogans?
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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:49 pm

No as I dont have enough money to get bus to hogans if it wernt dark id walk I need my money for to pay for petrol

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by AndyPark » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:50 pm

It'll only take half hour (if that) to walk to Hogans mate?

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:52 pm

So let me get this right....you have no manners and have lost the use of your legs so would like someone to pick you up from your house....i'm going anyhow so no petrol money required,

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:53 pm

Aye it would but im not walking down the river in the dark

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by charlie » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:55 pm

Ryan seriously, he doesn't want petrol money get yer backside on a bus but in future try to be a bit more polite in future when asking for a favour
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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:57 pm

Anyone got a canoe to give this kid a lift into town so i can give him a lift to bishop please

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by quakersam » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:04 pm

This guy does, apparently

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by AndyPark » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:15 pm

Ryan2k9 wrote:Aye it would but im not walking down the river in the dark
Please don't say your scared of walking the streets at 6pm? :clap:

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Post by Bogratsteve » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:21 pm

quakersam wrote:This guy does, apparently

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Bravo

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by charlie » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:25 pm

Bogratsteve wrote:
quakersam wrote:This guy does, apparently

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Bravo

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Ryan2k9 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:34 pm

No im not for me to walk to hogans id have to walk down the river in the dark I wont be walking through the streets

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Spyman » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:34 pm

AndyPark wrote:It'll only take half hour (if that) to walk to Hogans mate?
AndyPark wrote:
Ryan2k9 wrote:Aye it would but im not walking down the river in the dark
Please don't say your scared of walking the streets at 6pm? :clap:
Andy, not everyone is as experienced at walking places as you are.

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Mullet69 » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:13 pm

So what's the craic then, did Ryan dare to walk into town?
Did he wedge his pocket money up his arse in case he got mugged by the tea time riverside massive?
Is olrad still waiting outside Hogans for him?
Has Ryan said please or thank you yet?
How old is Ryan? Please tell me he's like 27 or something.
Is Ryan actually KingKev?

Questions needs answering...


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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by davidcorks 40yard OG » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:06 am

Jesus christ yet again...... the op starts a thread asking for a lift to just about every home game :lol: :lol:
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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by princes town » Thu Dec 19, 2013 1:40 pm

classic :clap:

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Free_Transfer » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:59 pm

Spyman wrote:
AndyPark wrote:It'll only take half hour (if that) to walk to Hogans mate?
AndyPark wrote:
Ryan2k9 wrote:Aye it would but im not walking down the river in the dark
Please don't say your scared of walking the streets at 6pm? :clap:
Andy, not everyone is as experienced at walking places as you are.

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Andy Park - a seasoned veteran of long distance walking...or was it cycling :D

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:23 pm

Ryan...where are you ? I've been waiting here over 24 hrs...are you taking baby steps

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Spyman » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:58 am

olrad wrote:Ryan...where are you ? I've been waiting here over 24 hrs...are you taking baby steps
Body dragged out of the skerne tonight.

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Mullet69 » Fri Dec 20, 2013 1:01 am

Can't be him, he won't walk that way
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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by olrad » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:07 pm

Ryan, it's been over 48 hours now mate, and i'm starting to get some funny looks to go with my 3 parking tickets and my police aware notice, if you don't get here soon i might have to go without you.....or if you like i could hang about a touch longer and give you a lift to the boxing day match instead eh.

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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by Lawman3 » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:52 pm

I don't think he's coming. You had better set off otherwise you might miss the kick off.
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Re: anyone give me a lift to the game?

Post by andyatdarlo » Sat Dec 21, 2013 9:21 am

This was a gem of a thread.
Bloody hilarious!
Needs publishing!

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