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by bertbanger
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC v York City FC
Replies: 129
Views: 47182

Re: Darlington FC v York City FC

ive got a feeling things will kick off at full time if the score stays like this
by bertbanger
Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:30 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Gainsborough v Darlington Match Thread
Replies: 197
Views: 63056

Re: Gainsborough v Darlington Match Thread

Marrs has told the manager he wants to leave, itl come out in public soon
by bertbanger
Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:26 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Gainsborough v Darlington Match Thread
Replies: 197
Views: 63056

Re: Gainsborough v Darlington Match Thread

were on a serious downwards spiral at the moment, I cant see anything else other than relegation!!
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:54 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jordan Richards
Replies: 7
Views: 5366

Re: Jordan Richards

maybe he didnt like the fact that he didnt play hoof ball all the time
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:51 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Check for hedgehogs in your bonfire!
Replies: 4
Views: 13389

Re: Check for hedgehogs in your bonfire!

i check for hedgehogs in my pint, to make sure it hasnt been spiked!
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:48 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Northern Echo Arena
Replies: 55
Views: 22807

Re: Northern Echo Arena

and the fact he couldnt get it up anymore
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:47 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Public Meeting - 11/12/2017
Replies: 106
Views: 42702

Re: Public Meeting - 11/12/2017

fans xmas dinner?
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:42 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Northern Echo Arena
Replies: 55
Views: 22807

Re: Northern Echo Arena

im sure someone at the council is prepared to recieve a sly brown envelope nowadays to see it go ahead
by bertbanger
Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: What's next
Replies: 46
Views: 19112

Re: What's next

we could do with putting some money into the frigging team, if the ground improvements mean we are now conf prem standard
by bertbanger
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:07 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Viagra
Replies: 4
Views: 4041

Re: Viagra

we are a long ball team lol
by bertbanger
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:04 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match threads - not what they were?
Replies: 30
Views: 13117

Re: Match threads - not what they were?

I don't use twitter either its a load of shite
by bertbanger
Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:59 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Have we missed a trick?
Replies: 9
Views: 5415

Re: Have we missed a trick?

the question is, are we actually making any profit from any of our homes games???
by bertbanger
Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:35 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blyth on Saturday
Replies: 22
Views: 11613

Re: Blyth on Saturday

i guess its not all ticket?
by bertbanger
Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:34 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New members coming onto this MB
Replies: 10
Views: 5670

Re: New members coming onto this MB

MG's spies?
by bertbanger
Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:17 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Smith and Toman
Replies: 38
Views: 18279

Re: Smith and Toman

dont be looking on eharmony!, i accidently got married after meeting someone on there!
by bertbanger
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Smith and Toman
Replies: 38
Views: 18279

Re: Smith and Toman

we need to hire Cyril LIttle!
by bertbanger
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Spennymoor ground developments
Replies: 16
Views: 10317

Re: Spennymoor ground developments

they should get that awful slope of a pitch sorted first and also their main stand wont look so wonky too
by bertbanger
Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:20 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Smith and Toman
Replies: 38
Views: 18279

Re: Smith and Toman

Toman was a disaster as manager of Northallerton Town!, regularly threatened the players with not being paid if they didnt win, managed to get a mid-table 1st division team relegated by falling out with and releasing all the decent experienced players
by bertbanger
Thu Oct 05, 2017 12:44 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Disappointed to see Gray go
Replies: 42
Views: 20522

Re: Disappointed to see Gray go

I just seen that Gray has gone!, been in Disneyland for 10 days, I fear we will now become a Micky mouse club!!
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 12:23 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: So, where do we go from here
Replies: 63
Views: 35378

Re: So, where do we go from here

weve hit the ceiling we were always going to hit at some point, I think all sensible and realistic fans have been waiting for this since we got out of the Northern League, I don't blame Gray for this, hes done the best he can with the resources at his disposal
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:52 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New Team?
Replies: 22
Views: 8960

Re: New Team?

your right, we would crash and burn in the national prem, like North Ferriby did
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:08 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: So, where do we go from here
Replies: 63
Views: 35378

Re: So, where do we go from here

I mis-read it lol
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:41 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New Team?
Replies: 22
Views: 8960

Re: New Team?

indeed
however a lot of them are at the limit of how far up the pyramid they can cope
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:26 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New Team?
Replies: 22
Views: 8960

Re: New Team?

im hearing rumours from reliable sources that about 8 of last weekends squad have been told they will be shipped out of the club
by bertbanger
Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:24 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: So, where do we go from here
Replies: 63
Views: 35378

Re: So, where do we go from here

I don't think the answer choices of this poll could be anymore bias!!
by bertbanger
Sat Sep 16, 2017 2:35 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC V South Shields Match Thread
Replies: 112
Views: 53517

Re: Darlington FC V South Shields Match Thread

Absolutely not acceptable this score
by bertbanger
Wed Sep 13, 2017 8:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC V FC U Manchester
Replies: 62
Views: 33380

Re: Darlington FC V FC U Manchester

were gona win the league!!!!!
by bertbanger
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:39 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: a new batch of pitchforks being delivered to Spenny
Replies: 8
Views: 6182

a new batch of pitchforks being delivered to Spenny

delivery due at Spennymoor's ground today

60 pitchforks

enough for each fan
by bertbanger
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington team coach breaking down
Replies: 19
Views: 11995

Re: Darlington team coach breaking down

polarbear wrote:Is this correct, i am shocked, this only happens to tin pot clubs, shame it didn't happen on the way to game, it would of saved you a thrashing :lol:

at least our bus only carries our team and players, your bus carries your team and players and every single one of your fans