Darlo Uncovered

If it was a Darlo player I have no doubt he would get a lengthy ban. DC Oh come on DC you can't seriously believe that. Rooney is on the cameras in front of millions. A Darlo player would be viewed by erm... well not a lot in comparison. When the cameras zoom in on managers and all sorts of players...

Phwoarrrr....the blondie in the white coat. Yes!!!

For those of us that like a flutter how's about this for tomorrow. Bridge-Wilkinson at 17/2 to open the scoring with Bet365. They've got a promotion on for new customers now as well where they effectively double your first deposit. There's a few T's & C's inevitably but worth a go in my opinion and ...

Scunthorpe United 1995/96 season, last game of the season, we needed a win to gain automatic promotion, I think we were 3-1 down at half time, we got it back to 3-3 with goals from Robbie Painter and Robbie Blake (I think) and Robbie Blake could of won it right at the end but blazed over the bar. W...

No.

As positive and encouraging as ever. Tit.

Erm, I'm ok thanks.

Curtis's Facebook Status Update "Pretty positive I couldn't score in a brothel today! F*** sake.... Hurry up tuesday night!" Atleast he's hungry to make up for his mistakes today. But how long does he get until he does actually deliver ????. Time Cooper looked for a proper finisher - Main is not go...

Just read the below and understand MC has already 2 players ready to sign on January 1st anyone confirm this and who they are? http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/darlington/8747659.Cooper_closing_in_on_deals/ Big Bazza Conlon. Straight replacement for Wright. Wright is as good as gone ...

Just for the record, I think both Holloway and Gervais are superb.

That's much more like it! Good signing.

In essence, it is an absolutely embarrassing excuse for a top level football league.

Dunno about that like. Take the top 2 out (which I honestly believe are at the level of a decent Championship team) and the rest are no better than League 1.

Beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got to say - what an absolute top lad.

Sounds dead queer that like.

I'll stick with me Ibiza anthems cheers.

has been released by Leeds United. Does anyone think he will drop down to conference level even on a 6 month deal in order to "do a Purcell" and disappear when he does well? Did well with us a few years ago and would be a quality signing. He was transfer listed some months ago but no clubs came in ...

Don't know why but got a feeling this diamond geezer could be a big player for us this season. I just like him for some reason.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/ ... h_Quakers/

It's a bit of a belter to be honest. This will be about the 4th season running I've done one now. Always of a source of decent competition as well the opportunity to expose and then poke fun at some of the team selections on offer

Just google "fantasy premier league" and away you go. Tough going this year mind, tight on the player prices. You'll need a lot of chopping and changing before the big kick off to get a decent team sorted I'd say!

However Conlon is a fat, lazy, soft s***e whose complete lack of effort would get you absolutely nowhere. Wright or Hatch anyday please.

On the assumption that you're not actually on a wind up, have you ever realised that virtually every single one of your posts is about as irritating as having a bout of itchy scrot?

Some geezer on the grimsby site reckons we've signed him.

http://www.thefishy.co.uk/cgi-bin/forum ... 9009/s-30/

mrcoops1984 wrote:Jamie Devitt scored a cracker which went in off the underside of the bar. I think that was at home against Shrews.

Wrong. How unusual eh?!

real_darlo_85 wrote:Well we can strike him off the list of targets, he has signed for Aldershot.

Get in!!!

Go on then, I'll have a go. Given that I've been supporting the boys for about 15 years, how about this for a bit of attacking flair. Yes I know it's ridiculous. Collett Liddle Gregan Foster Ravenhill Heaney M.Smith Wijnhard Gabbiadini Abbott Blake Notable mentions for Stockdale, De Vos, Martis, Hec...

Don't you just love Liam Hatch! Arm, leg, arse, neck, nut, bollocks - anything to win the ball. A tidy goals tally to boot as well. I would love Liam Hatch to sign for Darlo. The thought of Tommy and Hatchy up front, phwoarrrrr, the defenders will be papping themselves!!!

I see you've counteracted the fact that you've gone for the 3 favourites in the Championship, League 1 and League 2 by making ridiculous suggestions for both the Prem and BSP.

The mention of Steve Harper in another thread conjured up memories of another class performer in that same backline, speedster David Brightwell.

A question to all you Darlo fans. Have you ever seen a slower player than the big fella?