Darlo Uncovered

What confuses me with the Republic is that they fought for independence from UK then joined the EU and then signed up for a bigger tyranny with the EURO. Biting them on the arse now! Strange lot those republicans. Get rid of one tyrant and sign up to a bigger one. Northern Ireland will not join them...

Why is the price of fuel cheaper at North Road Morrissons than at Morton Park?
Is it cos it is in a poorer area?
I would appreciate an answer on this apart from "cos it is"

True. I was just saying that sometimes the stewards are not always sweet and innocent

Not always Quakerz. I went to the JPT semi at Huddersfield against Carlisle cos my mate is a Carlisle man. One particular steward was being the biggest bell end imaginable, antagonising everyone there, cos Carlisle were dogshit that night. Even if you were going for a piss he was telling you to sit ...

But in Hodgy we had faith, and we were taken in with the influx of foreign flair at the time. Pedro, Jose, Franz and Mario

broadsexile wrote:

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:What was the name of that portuguese forward hodgy brought in with pedro. Looked like jesus but couldn't walk on water

Rui Neves. He was rubbish.

And there peeps is our winner.

Rui Neves!!!

Actually I agree with him in his pursuit of the correct use of language! Different words, different meanings. It all has its place. Carry on brother!

What was the name of that portuguese forward hodgy brought in with pedro. Looked like jesus but couldn't walk on water

Nick Cusak. one time record signing. got relegated. Gavin Worboys. Big heap of shite Was Worboys a big signing? Dunno where else he'd played. To be fair to him he did get a 90th minute at Scarborough in the 95/96 Wembley season shortly before he departed. The ultimate 'big' signing has to be Steve ...

Nick Cusak. one time record signing. got relegated.

Gavin Worboys. Big heap of shite

Olivier Bernard.
We taught him everything and then he blew it. So sad

Jimmy Case and Neil McNab. Admittedly they were about 50 when they signed for us but they were still "names" at that time

If they are priced at a reasonable amount, say 25 quid for adults and say 15 quid for kids and they are advertised well enough, then maybe people will eschew the big boys tops for the local one. It is all about awareness. We cant compete with Man U/Chelski/Toon/Scousers football wise but maybe with ...

darlodavid117 wrote:You have attended every darlo game at wembley.... S you have attended one game? Or is this a typo

No he is being ironic!!!

Read it all. It is a quality pisstake!

Lee Sandford when at Sheff Utd. Now that was BIG. Huge man tits too!

drop the price of the shirts. More people then wear them. Then they are shamed into attending and by paying 18 quid on the day more cash. kerching. my talents are wasted where i am now

Ian Ormindroyd was about 9 feet 6. Played at a "high" level too. Get him out of retirement and that would truly be a "BIG" signing

Where's Harry Hill when you need him?

will the t shirt be reversable so i can hide the gravy stains and in fat roadkill eater size?

Mark Dobie - had a real mans tache if memory serves me right. 92/93

What about Aaron Spear at the Toon? surely worth a punt on him on loan for a season

Brodie!
I thought it said "BODIE!!"
I was looking forward to a super cool CI5 agent signing.
Just imagine Lewis Collins up front. I would be bricking it as a defender even though he must be about 90 now

I doubt it a premier League player is gunna drop 5 leagues in a matter of months, and i'm pretty sure unless he is willing otherwise, we won't be able to afford him wage wise. Would be fantastic though, I never seen him play for us, was he any good? or is that a stupid question. His arse was awesom...

I remember seeing him in a flash car in hargreave terrace with i kid you not, a bloke in a sheepskin coat just before he went to Preston. I asked if he was going and they just blanked me. Thought he was a tool then and he has done nothing since to make me change my mind. Didn't he also have dallianc...

As long as it has go faster flames down the sides so we look like we are on fire celebrating a goal i really don't mind

Or beg Ken Bates and his secret mates from fifa to come to our rescue!!!

Please, please, please do not even consider the biggest flop ever. One Simon Johnson.

Quakerz wrote:

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:Bang goes my prediction to my mates that he would end up at Esh Winning

Best user name ever.

it's in homage to my mate in aycliffe who isn't too great at the moment

Hope they put some go faster flames down the sides. Would look great everytime we score

Bang goes my prediction to my mates that he would end up at Esh Winning