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by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jeff the Ref's alternative match report
Replies: 22
Views: 8480

Re: Jeff the Ref's alternative match report

the thing is mr q, I am sure that the player orginally did not have to go off when a foul was committed but now it seems to have evolved into all players receiving treatment have to go off. It was orginally brought in after a world cup to stop play acting and time wasting. I agree the rule is not p...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:04 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: General Opinion
Replies: 26
Views: 6350

Re: General Opinion

Whilst some may say we'd be better going forward with Brown and Arnison back, we'd also be a little weaker defending because both Brown and Arnison like to get up the field and can occasionally get caught short . So, park a portashitter on the sideline. Sorted :roll: Did I mean they get up the fiel...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:43 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hats off to Quakerz!
Replies: 17
Views: 4825

Re: Hats off to Quakerz!

I bet I spend less time on the internet than a lot of people ironically, it's just I spend 99% of that time on football forums, I have a very narrow range of things I do. I'm also very happy with my life outside the internet, which is fulfilling but usually short of money, thanks. So here's a quest...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Managerial vacancy at Bradford
Replies: 12
Views: 3622

Re: Managerial vacancy at Bradford

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:41 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Business Bullshit
Replies: 47
Views: 8063

Re: Business Bullshit

BishopQuaker wrote:
Mullet69 wrote:Anyone ever tried to "stretch the envelope"?

Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk
Push the envelope isn't it?
No, I gave it up 'cos the feckers always split down the sem. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: General Opinion
Replies: 26
Views: 6350

Re: General Opinion

Quakerz wrote: Whilst some may say we'd be better going forward with Brown and Arnison back, we'd also be a little weaker defending because both Brown and Arnison like to get up the field and can occasionally get caught short.
So, park a portashitter on the sideline. Sorted :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: just to let everyone know
Replies: 3
Views: 2453

Re: just to let everyone know

Easter Monday? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:41 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tamworth Match Photos
Replies: 2
Views: 2862

Re: Tamworth Match Photos

So we wore our home strip away? Does this mean we'll be wearing the green thing on Tuesday? Is that why we lost? Confusion over where the game was taking place. :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Going Backwards
Replies: 22
Views: 5143

Re: Going Backwards

:roll: from :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:36 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: I'm twelve minutes
Replies: 9
Views: 2841

Re: I'm twelve minutes

Big Tim wrote:
mikkyx wrote:You're twelve minutes what?
twelve minutes old? :lol: (with that spelling he must be)
From birth or conception? :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:33 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Religion - Q+A
Replies: 255
Views: 37337

Re: Religion - Q+A

A Jehovahs Witness said to me a few weeks ago (before refusing a blood transfusion and dying...probably) - "don't you marvel at the earth" (actually, yes), "this is no accident" (go on...), "it had to have been created for us" (I see...but unfortunately not compelling). Anyway, it wasn't long befor...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tin Shed demolished
Replies: 36
Views: 14111

Re: Tin Shed demolished

QuakerPete wrote:
joejaques wrote:For the oldies:


Peverell Place
Keeble Close
Greener Grove
Robson Road
Sproates Street (try sating that to aa cabbie when you've had a gallon & a half)
Barber Boulevard
Speedie Street
Yeoman Yard

:roll:
Don't be forgetting Henderson (H)avenue!!!
and the man with the giant hands

Moor(e?) Mount
by joejaques
Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tin Shed demolished
Replies: 36
Views: 14111

Re: Tin Shed demolished

For the oldies:


Peverell Place
Keeble Close
Greener Grove
Robson Road
Sproates Street (try sating that to aa cabbie when you've had a gallon & a half)
Barber Boulevard
Speedie Street
Yeoman Yard

:roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:46 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Braintree Match Photos
Replies: 1
Views: 2491

Re: Braintree Match Photos

Must reluctantly admit that the home strip looks a lot better with bodies inside than it did in the earlier shots on here just showing the designs. Still fffaaarrrrrrr prefer HOOPS though. :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:43 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Mighty Mouse
Replies: 7
Views: 2371

Re: Mighty Mouse

AndyPark wrote:Yeah I seen it, but at half-time, I overheard someone telling the stewards. So perhaps they'll get it sorted now.
It'll be barred next week then? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: todays match day experience
Replies: 29
Views: 7822

Re: todays match day experience

Mr_Tibbs wrote:Always used to listen to True Faith by New Order before I went to the match - played it again yesterday just before kick-off and all the hairs on my arms stood to attention.
You've got none on your head or the back of your neck then? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:51 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Sixth
Replies: 3
Views: 2243

Re: Sixth

Unacceptable. Outside of the playoffs already with only 1 game gone. Cooper out. But we've improved. We were only ninth on Saturday morning. Just need to keep up the improvement. :roll: It seems Betfred have spotted our improvement anyway. I got 10/1 about us winning the league 3 or 4 weeks ago but...
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:42 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Braintree fans photos
Replies: 2
Views: 1585

Re: Braintree fans photos

Sack him........................but reinstate him on Thursday :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:26 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Gary Smith
Replies: 12
Views: 4087

Re: Gary Smith

Hilly wrote:Why does she have a dead cat?

What makes you think her pussy's dead? :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Martin Gray
Replies: 2
Views: 1703

Re: Martin Gray

wylam_rangers wrote:Has dusted off his playing boots and signed for Northallerton :o
Along with Eddie & Frank? :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Telford v Luton Game Called OFF!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2711

Re: Telford v Luton Game Called OFF!!!

So all the plod that have been working overtime this week have to have their R&R this weekend? :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:06 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Team Photo.
Replies: 40
Views: 7263

Re: Team Photo.

Well, we can't use the Fergie excuse of not being able to see each other in the gloomy days of winter. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:00 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Clark Keltie out in the cold
Replies: 7
Views: 2180

Re: Clark Keltie out in the cold

He was always a sending off waiting to happen as far as I'm concerned. :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: LOOTING HITS DARLINGTON
Replies: 3
Views: 2667

Re: LOOTING HITS DARLINGTON

Thicko wasn't even wearing a hoodie or a mask. :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:22 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Season ticket for sale
Replies: 3
Views: 2564

Re: Season ticket for sale

Bit expensive for toilet paper :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Aug 10, 2011 11:21 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Scum match
Replies: 39
Views: 7714

Re: Scum match

PJ Poorlie wrote:Now look you lot. Nish is not Pish he was unlucky, the shot was hit with power it was just that the goal was not big enough :eh:
You know I am never wrong. :wave:

Do not call us scum ...I will be very upset.
ScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScumScum
:lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:25 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: I dare you not too look!
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: I dare you not too look!

Just couldn't resist bumping it up again ;) :roll:
by joejaques
Tue Aug 09, 2011 1:52 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Josh Gray...
Replies: 4
Views: 2468

Re: Josh Gray...

Good luck to the kid. Maybe a regular game will be the making of him.
by joejaques
Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:52 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Glen Mulclaire
Replies: 3
Views: 1002

Re: Glen Mulclaire

Well now we know how he found out they were scouting for players. :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:50 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Another one of Hartlepool's finest
Replies: 7
Views: 1513

Re: Another one of Hartlepool's finest

Wonder who wrote the letter of apology for him. :roll: