Darlo Uncovered

Rudy Gestede? They’re not big fans of him so why not try.

That tells me he didn’t know how to train. If he’d been coached for years one on one then he should’ve listened. He wasn’t crap, he had too much expectation on him and suffered as a result. But still, all he had to do was remember all his previous coaching and do it.

The more fans we take away from home means the more teams in our league can afford players who can score against us. Especially when they bring 6 to our home games

It’ll be for all the tracky wearing plastic Byker Grovians swigging kestrel superstrength that go. You must have seen the darlo branch of them in the town centre when they’re not nicking push bikes!

Northumbria closer than North Yorkshire??? Which map you looking at?

Hahaha talks of banning. Just ignore the fucker!

Chimps seriously think Laing is terrible. Sat with my mate who’s a chimp strangler and he just keeps laughing at me

Chimp stranglers weren’t particularly enamoured with Laing.

Sunnerlund are struggling to sell their play off allocation.

Cheers Rob, I’ll see them next time I’m in the gym.

Just hoyed in a tenner a month, do I get to choose a pin badge or do I get one given? If I can choose can I have a keep the faith one please?

Can’t see there being a money shot at the end of this one

I wonder if NASA have made contact with you at times Pete. One country is actually a democracy whilst one is probably implementing a massive clampdown on those who dared to not toe the party line. We wouldn’t know regards Turkey as they’ve locked up all the journalists.

Saw Hodgy at the Costa Coffee at Bank Top this morning laughing with the Barista. If he can afford those prices I wonder if it’s someone on his books who’ll be in next?

[quote=Wiseacre post_id=445151 time=<a href="tel:1557152411">1557152411</a> user_id=20720] We also won there in late '85 3-0 in one of Gary Pallister's early games when the team started turning things round that season. It's been painful at Notts County this season but I tell people once your team ...

Would this “owners club” entitle me to unlimited prawn cocktail sandwiches and a ham shank from some ropey brass? If not then what we have is perfectly fine. £20 for a yearly membership and whatever you want into BTB. If you really want to declare yourself as an “owner” then get a t-shirt made stati...

I think it would be pretty cool if we got a woman manager. Think of the PR, especially if we were doing well.

I thoroughly appreciated Tommy allowing me into the dressing room preseason at Northallerton to try and tap up the players for a charity donation. Can’t think of many that would’ve allowed that to happen. Shame he couldn’t find another Tommy Wright up front after Styche left. Anyway, good luck in th...

A 20 minute walk when I can be arsed to go or a 20 minute drive. I’ll do the walk. Plus I’m 6ft4 so I can look over peoples heads to see the match. BM for me.

Where’s Jazz at? He’d sort Spen out

Rescind the ban!

David Wagner is looking for a new job now, suitably refreshed.

What pies are being sold next season?

Wonder if we are going to a 2-7-1 formation?

Is it the end of days? Are there 4 horsemen riding about town?
Gramps is correct in his summation.
I’m off to a dark room and going to hide under a table holding a tin of beans for when the apocalypse arrives

don'tbuythesun wrote:What makes you assume I'm not "socialistic" about politics?

Wasn’t really talking about you, was saying in general. A lot of people agree with what you say regards the PL but when asked to put in practice they go all shock horror.

Love how people want to be all socialistic regards football but not in politics

Omitting your first line of usual insults, and there are some valid points. P.S. Are you 'competitive dad' from the Fast Show ? People on here decided it was OK for others to joke I have mental health problems, so you can't get upset with me for insulting people, if you're happy to think jokes abou...

I’m not coming till we sign Messi, Maldini, maradona, Geoff hurst and prudhomme and the gate price is reduced to £4.16!

I know Spenny “fans” who only go when Byker Grove aren’t playing. Never understood people who have a second team.

Absolutely pathetic home support. - Won 5 on the bounce. - 3rd in the league. - Doing well in the FA Trophy. - 3 points of second and 7 points of top. Struggle to get over 500 home fans :lol: :lol: :lol: Nice way to talk about the kind folk who contributed to your mental health collection the other...