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by Fatty eats roadkill
Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:31 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo Midget XI (I'm bored at work)
Replies: 26
Views: 4845

Re: Darlo Midget XI (I'm bored at work)

little ginger legend, George Switzer!
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sun Jun 19, 2011 1:01 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington Quiz
Replies: 32
Views: 6987

Re: Darlington Quiz

Andy, all the answers have been given correctly by darlocraig! How could you then get some of them wrong? :shock:
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:44 am
Forum: Fight Club
Topic: Your All A Set Of c****...
Replies: 7
Views: 10527

Re: Your All A Set Of c****...

can they afford a pound in simian city? they cant even get their fans to part with a ton for season tickets!
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer
Replies: 146
Views: 24342

Re: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer

at my age mature is some time ago
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:02 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer
Replies: 146
Views: 24342

Re: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer

even the coffin dodgers?
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:39 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer
Replies: 146
Views: 24342

Re: Darlo withdraw Terry contract offer

Am I the only person who instantly thought "Who's he shagged then" No I was in the dolphin centre a few months ago doing rehab on my knee when he came in giving it the big I am. Sat on an exercise bike he got some of the younger players to bring him paper towels cos his sweat was precious and eyed ...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Guys please allow me to mention this.
Replies: 10
Views: 2953

Re: Guys please allow me to mention this.

Ok UMEIM2 allow me to make three points on this. 1- This is in the wrong forum. 2- The whole Tees Valley thing is in reply to the power bases in Durham and Newcastle. They tried to fob us off with the Tees Metro system. A great big expensive white elephant of a transport system that excludes Bishop ...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:55 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Guys please allow me to mention this.
Replies: 10
Views: 2953

Re: Guys please allow me to mention this.

Great!!! Even more smackhead doleys to keep. For once I am glad I live in Richmondshire with the foaming at the mouth Majors and the farmers!
by Fatty eats roadkill
Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: TRUST AGM
Replies: 62
Views: 11777

Re: TRUST AGM

All this moaning is quite immaterial really. Unless you force an EGM then you will have to wait for next years AGM to come round!

Before anyone tries duffing me up on this I am just trying to explain to people how these things work.

And NO I am not a member!!!
by Fatty eats roadkill
Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Favourite Songs ever
Replies: 75
Views: 14496

Re: Favourite Songs ever

Being Boiled by The Human League. Feel the bass maaaaan! Anything by Tenacious D. The Man Don't... by Super Furry Animals. Got some Italians into these last week whilst in Rhodes. Proper mind fuck on them lol. Rock me Amadeus by Falco. RIP Apollo 9 by Adam and the Ants. Reverend Black Grape by Black...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:52 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: TRUST AGM
Replies: 62
Views: 11777

Re: TRUST AGM

As a non-member of the trust I cannot comment on the politics, however I will say that unless the 50k is squirreled away in some drug dealers or gun smugglers account it will be making next to no interest. I know this for fact as I am a chairman for a works welfare fund with nearly 60k in it and the...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:39 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Foreign football grounds
Replies: 20
Views: 3119

Re: Foreign football grounds

Nou Camp. Barca vs Chelsea '06. Wore my black Darlo top there and had my photo taken with what I thought was Euro Cup. It was - the Handball cup. Doh! Still paid my euros at the end of the tour for me to be holding a replica and had my photo taken with the football one. Oh how I dreamed. One day soo...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:58 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Favourite Songs ever
Replies: 75
Views: 14496

Re: Favourite Songs ever

Anything by Julian Cope floats my boat, especially "All the blowing themselves up motherfuckers" taken off the Black Sheep album :ugeek:
by Fatty eats roadkill
Tue Jun 07, 2011 1:36 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: I don't know whether to laugh or cry
Replies: 12
Views: 1815

Re: I don't know whether to laugh or cry

Mr Jones used to play YTS for the chimp stranglers before he took up boxing
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: EU waste & corruption
Replies: 24
Views: 4108

Re: EU waste & corruption

Aren't we still technically at war with Denmark over some rocky outcroup in the North Sea? There we go, they have unilaterally dropped the Schengen Agreement to all intent and purposes and we are/could be, not sure, still at war. Lets recall the billions we send each year and have a massive party wi...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Wed May 25, 2011 10:18 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Sainsbury's
Replies: 26
Views: 5704

Re: Sainsbury's

I know that they do a loaf of organic white bread for £1.15 and you can get it cut thick or medium sliced when you ring the bell at the cake counter. It is very nice as well. Makes excellent toast 8-)
by Fatty eats roadkill
Wed May 25, 2011 10:06 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Still proud of voting for the ConDems?
Replies: 3
Views: 1122

Re: Still proud of voting for the ConDems?

I know quite a lot about the bids and plans for the tram system they want in "teesside" Hope no one lives in Bishop cos you wont have a service if it comes off. The plans involve building a halt next to garbutt square in Darlo so services do not cross the mainline into the station. There are 70 guar...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Tue May 24, 2011 6:45 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Over/Underrated and Over/Under paid Careers?
Replies: 34
Views: 6922

Re: Over/Underrated and Over/Under paid Careers?

MMMMMMMMMMM a race to the bottom regarding wages!!!!!

Not everyone can fly to the moon, but everyone can aspire.

Expecting a kicking for this but I worked damn hard and sold a lot of conditions to get my wages, and no I am not a banker or MP or PCSO
by Fatty eats roadkill
Tue May 24, 2011 6:35 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Nightshift on bbc4
Replies: 1
Views: 889

Re: Nightshift on bbc4

Georg looks and acts like Lenin, but is NOT a russian chess grandmaster!

Quality programme
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon May 23, 2011 11:45 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Best moments of last season
Replies: 18
Views: 3511

Re: Best moments of last season

The bairn freezing his knackers off cos of his motto "style before comfort"
Pissed myself laughing when he thought he had frostbite and begged to borrow my gloves.
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon May 23, 2011 11:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: football robbing its own
Replies: 48
Views: 9048

Re: football robbing its own

PJPoolie wrote:[. It's pay day next week and the offer runs until the middle of July.
Saving yourselves for the rush of giros being cashed?
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon May 23, 2011 11:30 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: WATCH PRE-SEASON FRIENDLIES IN STYLE!
Replies: 42
Views: 19274

Re: WATCH PRE-SEASON FRIENDLIES IN STYLE!

so you feel totally at home then dont you you leprous spawn of simian jizz. For ffs, you chimp stranglers are so retarded. Why celebrate living in Springfield you morons. The only reason your lot are trying to flog season tickets at a ton a go is cos you're all doley fuckwits who survive on smack an...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon May 23, 2011 10:39 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Division 2 club are interested in Russell
Replies: 44
Views: 7446

Re: Division 2 club are interested in Russell

and will someone please tell the simian who posts that it wont be long before we get the bragging rights back. Wadsworth is a pile of shite manager as proven by his cv
by Fatty eats roadkill
Mon May 23, 2011 10:36 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Division 2 club are interested in Russell
Replies: 44
Views: 7446

Re: Division 2 club are interested in Russell

it's not as if he is Mark Prudhoe. Blimey, if he goes does anyone think we are going to sign another Darren Collier?
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sun May 22, 2011 12:26 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Whats your Favourite Flavour Crisps?
Replies: 20
Views: 3819

Re: Whats your Favourite Flavour Crisps?

Bigger bag now though. The pickled onion ones make my face go red and make me sweat.
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sun May 22, 2011 11:30 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Whats your Favourite Flavour Crisps?
Replies: 20
Views: 3819

Re: Whats your Favourite Flavour Crisps?

Beef flavoured Space Raiders. More addictive than crack cocaine but only 20p.

The mrs reckons marmite walkers and roast beef monster munch
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sat May 21, 2011 11:36 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Macho Man Randy Savage
Replies: 5
Views: 1419

Re: Macho Man Randy Savage

His real name wasn't Marc Bolan was it?
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sat May 21, 2011 11:32 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Time for Ireland to Re-Unite ?
Replies: 25
Views: 6262

Re: Time for Ireland to Re-Unite ?

It is all immaterial though cos whether we like it or not we are all EU puppets. We are subserviant to EU law and cannot do anything without their permission. The only difference with us is that we still delude ourselves due to keeping our own currency. We still bail out all the prolifrigant spender...
by Fatty eats roadkill
Sat May 21, 2011 11:22 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: WATCH PRE-SEASON FRIENDLIES IN STYLE!
Replies: 42
Views: 19274

Re: WATCH PRE-SEASON FRIENDLIES IN STYLE!

You forgot the VAT brother. 8 quid by my reckoning
by Fatty eats roadkill
Fri May 20, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Morrissons petrol prices!
Replies: 4
Views: 1503

Re: Morrissons petrol prices!

:evil:

I was hoping the buggers at morton park were going to drop their price