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by joejaques
Thu Sep 08, 2011 12:44 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Cooper Vs Singh
Replies: 2
Views: 3047

Re: Cooper Vs Singh

JABWootton wrote:Cooper better let Raj win otherwise he won't let him get anymore players in for the season ;)
Unless they are playing double or nothing on the transfer kitty? :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New Northern Echo sign at the Arena...
Replies: 21
Views: 6297

Re: New Northern Echo sign at the Arena...

mikkyx wrote:I'm reliably informed that this sign was meant to be put up around a month ago. The timing of it going up now, while amusing, is purely coincidental.

Must've arrived on the same truck as our shirts. :roll:
Nope viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13477 :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:51 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington v Mansfield Town
Replies: 12
Views: 3343

Re: Darlington v Mansfield Town

dickdarlington wrote:Score: Darlington 1-0 Mansfield

Scorer: Chris Senior

Attendance: 24,668

:D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :lol: :D :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:49 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Shirts out 17th September
Replies: 25
Views: 10177

Re: Shirts out 17th September

A puppy is not just for Christmas................but a Darlo shirt might be. :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Saturday
Replies: 13
Views: 3610

Re: Saturday

I personally think we should force the Mansfield fans to parade in front of the home fans wearing t-shirts with "LOSERS" in big letters, while we laugh and throw tomatoes and other perishable foodstuffs. The Mansfield fans would obviously have to cover the cost of the t-shirts and missiles. NASTY. ...
by joejaques
Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:15 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jonatan Sanchez-Munoz signs..
Replies: 51
Views: 14929

Re: Jonatan Sanchez-Munoz signs..

divas wrote: Hmm, it was okay, i prefer the long, floppy type, his was quite short and spiky, thinK Graeme Lee will have to watch his hair gel in the changing room.
Viagra will cure that surely. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:17 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Wright Paid Up
Replies: 12
Views: 7152

Re: Wright Paid Up

Good Luck Tommy.
by joejaques
Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:08 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Michael Smith to Charlton...
Replies: 64
Views: 15051

Re: Michael Smith to Charlton...

AIDO wrote:Does anyone actually know his name, or is it all hush hush til 11-00pm ? ... :lol:

Pye Ella ? :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:55 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Swiss Striker Signs
Replies: 20
Views: 5734

Re: Swiss Striker Signs

Don't forget the Russian defender with the high pitched voice, Ivan Ackerov :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jeff the Ref's alternative match report
Replies: 22
Views: 8501

Re: Jeff the Ref's alternative match report

the thing is mr q, I am sure that the player orginally did not have to go off when a foul was committed but now it seems to have evolved into all players receiving treatment have to go off. It was orginally brought in after a world cup to stop play acting and time wasting. I agree the rule is not p...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:04 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: General Opinion
Replies: 26
Views: 6380

Re: General Opinion

Whilst some may say we'd be better going forward with Brown and Arnison back, we'd also be a little weaker defending because both Brown and Arnison like to get up the field and can occasionally get caught short . So, park a portashitter on the sideline. Sorted :roll: Did I mean they get up the fiel...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:43 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hats off to Quakerz!
Replies: 17
Views: 4886

Re: Hats off to Quakerz!

I bet I spend less time on the internet than a lot of people ironically, it's just I spend 99% of that time on football forums, I have a very narrow range of things I do. I'm also very happy with my life outside the internet, which is fulfilling but usually short of money, thanks. So here's a quest...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:40 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Managerial vacancy at Bradford
Replies: 12
Views: 3632

Re: Managerial vacancy at Bradford

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:41 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Business Bullshit
Replies: 47
Views: 8089

Re: Business Bullshit

BishopQuaker wrote:
Mullet69 wrote:Anyone ever tried to "stretch the envelope"?

Sent from my GT-I9100 using Tapatalk
Push the envelope isn't it?
No, I gave it up 'cos the feckers always split down the sem. :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: General Opinion
Replies: 26
Views: 6380

Re: General Opinion

Quakerz wrote: Whilst some may say we'd be better going forward with Brown and Arnison back, we'd also be a little weaker defending because both Brown and Arnison like to get up the field and can occasionally get caught short.
So, park a portashitter on the sideline. Sorted :roll:
by joejaques
Wed Aug 24, 2011 12:39 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: just to let everyone know
Replies: 3
Views: 2467

Re: just to let everyone know

Easter Monday? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:41 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tamworth Match Photos
Replies: 2
Views: 2876

Re: Tamworth Match Photos

So we wore our home strip away? Does this mean we'll be wearing the green thing on Tuesday? Is that why we lost? Confusion over where the game was taking place. :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 22, 2011 9:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Going Backwards
Replies: 22
Views: 5170

Re: Going Backwards

:roll: from :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:36 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: I'm twelve minutes
Replies: 9
Views: 2864

Re: I'm twelve minutes

Big Tim wrote:
mikkyx wrote:You're twelve minutes what?
twelve minutes old? :lol: (with that spelling he must be)
From birth or conception? :roll:
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:33 am
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Religion - Q+A
Replies: 255
Views: 37585

Re: Religion - Q+A

A Jehovahs Witness said to me a few weeks ago (before refusing a blood transfusion and dying...probably) - "don't you marvel at the earth" (actually, yes), "this is no accident" (go on...), "it had to have been created for us" (I see...but unfortunately not compelling). Anyway, it wasn't long befor...
by joejaques
Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tin Shed demolished
Replies: 36
Views: 14137

Re: Tin Shed demolished

QuakerPete wrote:
joejaques wrote:For the oldies:


Peverell Place
Keeble Close
Greener Grove
Robson Road
Sproates Street (try sating that to aa cabbie when you've had a gallon & a half)
Barber Boulevard
Speedie Street
Yeoman Yard

:roll:
Don't be forgetting Henderson (H)avenue!!!
and the man with the giant hands

Moor(e?) Mount
by joejaques
Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tin Shed demolished
Replies: 36
Views: 14137

Re: Tin Shed demolished

For the oldies:


Peverell Place
Keeble Close
Greener Grove
Robson Road
Sproates Street (try sating that to aa cabbie when you've had a gallon & a half)
Barber Boulevard
Speedie Street
Yeoman Yard

:roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:46 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Braintree Match Photos
Replies: 1
Views: 2500

Re: Braintree Match Photos

Must reluctantly admit that the home strip looks a lot better with bodies inside than it did in the earlier shots on here just showing the designs. Still fffaaarrrrrrr prefer HOOPS though. :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:43 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Mighty Mouse
Replies: 7
Views: 2387

Re: Mighty Mouse

AndyPark wrote:Yeah I seen it, but at half-time, I overheard someone telling the stewards. So perhaps they'll get it sorted now.
It'll be barred next week then? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: todays match day experience
Replies: 29
Views: 7830

Re: todays match day experience

Mr_Tibbs wrote:Always used to listen to True Faith by New Order before I went to the match - played it again yesterday just before kick-off and all the hairs on my arms stood to attention.
You've got none on your head or the back of your neck then? :roll:
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:51 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Sixth
Replies: 3
Views: 2243

Re: Sixth

Unacceptable. Outside of the playoffs already with only 1 game gone. Cooper out. But we've improved. We were only ninth on Saturday morning. Just need to keep up the improvement. :roll: It seems Betfred have spotted our improvement anyway. I got 10/1 about us winning the league 3 or 4 weeks ago but...
by joejaques
Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:42 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Braintree fans photos
Replies: 2
Views: 1586

Re: Braintree fans photos

Sack him........................but reinstate him on Thursday :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:26 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Gary Smith
Replies: 12
Views: 4098

Re: Gary Smith

Hilly wrote:Why does she have a dead cat?

What makes you think her pussy's dead? :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:19 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Martin Gray
Replies: 2
Views: 1712

Re: Martin Gray

wylam_rangers wrote:Has dusted off his playing boots and signed for Northallerton :o
Along with Eddie & Frank? :lol: :roll:
by joejaques
Thu Aug 11, 2011 3:15 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Telford v Luton Game Called OFF!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 2732

Re: Telford v Luton Game Called OFF!!!

So all the plod that have been working overtime this week have to have their R&R this weekend? :roll: