Darlo Uncovered

This is taken from Private Eye magazine. £4.7 million. Av yearly earnings of footballers at Barcelona, highest paying club in the world. £7.7 million. pay packet approved by goverment for Stephen Hester, boss of 83% publicly owned RBS which lost more than £1bn last year. :evil: :evil: :evil: Having...

DarloOnTheUp wrote:

Quakerz wrote:He's been wanting to sign it for bloody weeks!

Maybe nobody can find a pen?

Or an injured finger

Dn1 wrote:Am I the only one who misses the threats of lifetime bans, message closures and random house visits?

Dn1

I doubt it, there's at least you and Uncovered

I'm still laughing at the EU brought peace bit! :D Nothing to do with NATO then, or the fact that the people of Europe have no desire for war? The EU made a balls up for Yugoslavia didn't they, took NATO to sort that one out. How exactly? The EU might be responsible for a lot of s*** but I don't th...

had the derby winner at 13/2 and had jai to win britons got talent at 5/1.he did go down to 18/1 though after ronan sang so missed that one, but im still £50 up I suppose that if you have the bottle to sit through britain's got talent (not) then you deserve some reward for courage. Me, I'd rateher ...

notgnilrad wrote:Looking through the internet as the close season is here a bit of old news but hey I'm bored.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 417830.stm

You ain't kidding it's old news. Is that him or his dad?

Please don't tell me what happens in the end. :shh: There's an alternative ending available, Senior misses and gets offered another year but we're not bothered cos Tommy scores the header from 5yards out 3 mins from time, we win and sell him to Crawley for 500k, everyone's a winner ;) Do I need to ...

A kick in the Jacobs wrote:That it has come to this.

Threads about watching grass grow.

The season before last you would have said watching grass grow was an improvement on the rest of the fare on the pitch.

As some pundit said on the radio the following morning, if it had been a boxing match, the referee would have stopped the fight.

Jazz Maverick wrote:They're two very small clubs to be contesting a play off final. Added to the fact its in that s*** tip Manchester and not Wembley and I can see why the sales are s***.

But on the plus side, the playing surface should be brilliant, with all that ManUre on it every other week.

BishopQuaker wrote:Gassing is too good for this waste of oxygen

Unless somebody lights the gas.

Lawman3 wrote:Ouch.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13537084

When I read the Subject line, I thought Barry Conlon had been back on the Guiness again.

DarloOnTheUp wrote:Does anyone else feel a bit creeped out by Ted? He's like that weird old man who hangs around school playgrounds smiling at the kids...

How do you know he doesn't...........but at least they're Greek schools.

I'd only just read that thread so it wasn't two weeks old to me. :roll: I didn't realise that your not allowed to bring back old threads. Well now you know, although I don't expect you to learn. How many times have people tried to explain to you the difference between your/you're or there/their/the...

1. Chris Senior's goal at Wembley 2. Full Time whistle at Wembley 3. Full Time whistle at Gateshead 4. 0-2 to 3-2 against Gateshead (I've never been that close to leaving a game at half time in my life, so happy I didn't!) 5. Ian Miller's wonder tackle at Gateshead with their striker clean through ...

I can't remember who it was but someone came up with the idea of the Darlo douche for our mascot. I liked it, very original! it was me :D I sent it into the competition but they went and picked summat immature like a panda instead. I heard the Pandas nose fell off so it needed to be repaired...my g...

How long will it be before a 24 hour period passes by and I don't think of THAT day and watch this video several times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlZohZoadGY Quite some time yet, I hope. How many more still doing the same? MEEEE and still got the sily grin plastered all over my mug :D :D :D :D...

darlodavid117 wrote:Give mr q a pay rise

I'll drink to that (when the rise comes through of course)

On the "Good" big signings list I would have to include Frank Gray.

Christophano wrote:

darlodavid117 wrote:bring back mr q...

Seconded.

Sorry, I can't afford to come up every week.

& STILL the best American comedy show ever :lol: :D :clap: Bilko was brilliant - but M*A*S*H was undoubtedly the greatest ever series. Brilliant acting - Fantastic plotlines - incredible characters. DC But Bilko was closer to truth, shame Guantanamo Bay wasn't open then. Imagine what Phil Silvers w...

Jonny_no2 wrote:Would this be you?

Full Size Here...

Yes, that's me. Thanks very much. Anyone else got one pleeeeeeze.

They must be worried that one of their sources of brown envelopes might disappear.

& STILL the best American comedy show ever

Hilly wrote:LOL.

That second pic is hillarious. Chris Senior you legend!

He heads
He scores
And then he drops his drawers
Senior, Senior

I was the bearded drunken bum in the Frock Coat, Breeches, White Stockings & Quaker Hat. Hundreds took my picture, & I even saw myself on Look North, but I haven't got a picture for myself. Has anyone on the board got one they can download & email to me? If so, please PM me & I'll PM my email addres...

Everybody in West Wales thinks I'm off my trolley. Just can't seem to get this big stupid grin off my face.

500 pay on dayers @ £18 = £9,000 8000 pay on dayers @ £2 = £16,000 Certainly makes financial sense, even if only half those who go to Wembley turn up we're not significantly worse off. If just a thousand or so of those come to games a bit more regularly we'd benefit a great deal. Sent from my Desir...

Man who cooks meat and peas in same pot - very unhygenic

I think everyone will say that we should be targetting automatic promotion, and will reluctantly accept a play-off place as second prize if the main objective is not achieved.