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by Darlofart
Sun Mar 05, 2017 4:32 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Worcester City V Darlington FC Match Thread
Replies: 65
Views: 35023

Worcester City V Darlington FC Match Thread

Personally I think people are over hyping Beck. I think since we've signed him it's effected our style of play and made us more long ball. If Beck left I wouldn't be losing too much sleep!
Pffffrraappppppppp
Pssssst
Prriiip
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by Darlofart
Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:56 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Boxing Day Bitching Bingo
Replies: 19
Views: 10689

Boxing Day Bitching Bingo

Hnnnnnnnnnnngggghhhhhh...,,,,,,,pfffuuuttttttt <warm follow through>. Overall I thought it was a good effort from all involved and it was great to see 3000 packed into the ground..with the tin shed being brought back to life! Agreed re the catering...I paid £3 for a bag of arguably the worst chips I...
by Darlofart
Sat Sep 17, 2016 9:09 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Lancaster v Darlo Match Thread
Replies: 83
Views: 31491

Lancaster v Darlo Match Thread

Hnnnnnnnnnggggg phhhuuuttttttrrr!!!!!!! I'm also getting fed up of this long ball tactic week in week out. It's not Becks fault as he's a reasonably good player, but this constant tactic of lumping it up to him and bypassing the midfield is ineffective and horrible to watch. We need Gillies and Turn...
by Darlofart
Sat Aug 06, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match Thread
Replies: 69
Views: 18297

Re: Match Thread

We have a weaker frontline than last season against better defences. Long way to go and Gray will put it right I'm sure but IMO this is our weakness. My weakness is guffing in public and finding it funny, especially on nights out when I slip one out with a group of girls in close proximity. Ffffffff...
by Darlofart
Fri Aug 05, 2016 8:24 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Lee Gaskell leaves
Replies: 26
Views: 7785

Lee Gaskell leaves

Im slightly worried about letting Gaskell go, as he's a match winner and gives us something the others don't. I also thought Purewal may have gone before Gaskell but Gray hasn't got much wrong so far. Roll on Altrincham.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng hnnnnnnnnnnnnng hnnnnnnnnnng prrrrip.
by Darlofart
Thu May 19, 2016 12:49 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Terrorism abroad.
Replies: 40
Views: 30512

The threat of terrorism abroad.

[quote="Darlo_Pete"]I'm off to Turkey in the summer, booked a while ago, before things started to kick-off in Turkey with the PKK. Some part of me hopes something happens in Turkey and that the British government recommends that people should not travel to Turkey and then the company we have booked ...
by Darlofart
Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:14 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Player of the Year
Replies: 13
Views: 4271

Re: Player of the Year

Phhhhhrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipffffffffffft <warm follow through for extra pungency>. I went for Kevin Burgess


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by Darlofart
Fri Apr 22, 2016 10:32 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: That glorious header....
Replies: 3
Views: 1729

That glorious header....

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng Prrrrrrrrrrrrp! Prriiiiiiiiiiiiiiip. I've been doing a good number of celebratory boffs on the back of that superb performance at Whitby! Last night I managed 14 short but high pitched guffs in the build up til kick off, however as a result of our 6 goal cushion at half time I only ...
by Darlofart
Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:47 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match....ON AT SPENNYMOOR FC
Replies: 41
Views: 14151

Re: Match....ON AT SPENNYMOOR FC

Get in, we've a decent record at Spenny and hopefully there'll be a good crowd! Hnnnnng Hnnnnnnnng Hnnnnnnnng prrpslplattt. Balls too early, best get some new boxers.


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by Darlofart
Tue Apr 12, 2016 12:22 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tonight's Game- Urgent help needed!!
Replies: 7
Views: 3670

Re: Tonight's Game- Urgent help needed!!

Apologies, I had a reduced price (yellow label) M & S duck wrap at 11:30am which mustn't have been kept at the recommended refrigerated temperature. As a result there's a risk of a slight bit of poo escaping if I attempt to break wind so I'm playing it safe for now. Hopefully I'll be back to normal ...
by Darlofart
Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:23 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tonight's Game- Urgent help needed!!
Replies: 7
Views: 3670

Re: Tonight's Game- Urgent help needed!!

One of Darlo Pete's frozen Christmas Turkey pies.


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by Darlofart
Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:52 am
Forum: The Terraces
Topic: David v Goliath
Replies: 2
Views: 4525

David v Goliath

Hnnnnnnnnnnnng plliiipfft


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by Darlofart
Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:20 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Arran Wearmouth
Replies: 21
Views: 7211

Arran Wearmouth

I'm not sure if nows a good time to bring somebody else in. The current squad have a great togetherness and we have plenty of strength and depth to clinch top spot, with or without Wearmouth. I'd wait until the end of the season before changing things. Pfffffffffffftttttttt Sent from my iPhone using...
by Darlofart
Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:23 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Tom White signs
Replies: 10
Views: 4644

Re: Tom White signs

We need to bring in another body upfront and an attacking play maker such as Kneeshaw. Yesterday's forward line was far too powder puff to be challenging at this level. Also we lacked leaders on the pitch so hopefully we'll start to see Whitey in the starting line up. Frrrrrrp Sent from my iPad usin...
by Darlofart
Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:54 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Lewis Gibbons & Wilson Kneeshaw
Replies: 24
Views: 6434

Re: Lewis Gibbons & Wilson Kneeshaw

IMO we are a Kneeshaw (attacking midfielder) a good full back and a centre forward away from being title contenders. I hope I'm wrong however.


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by Darlofart
Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Burscough V Darlington FC
Replies: 59
Views: 17407

Re: Burscough V Darlington FC

Thanks for the report Darlo Dean. I agree with your comments re Fisher, sadly things haven't worked out for him but IMO Gray should deffo have started with Tommo. Two points dropped today but hopefully we'll start with our best 11 (and that includes Reed and Tommo) on Monday.
Pfffffft
by Darlofart
Sat Aug 23, 2014 7:09 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Adam Reed
Replies: 12
Views: 4480

Adam Reed

Anyone know why he wasn't in the squad today. Personally I much prefer him to Robinson.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnng.....pffffffuuuutttt
by Darlofart
Thu Aug 14, 2014 10:14 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington FC V Warrington Town
Replies: 181
Views: 41295

Re: Darlington FC V Warrington Town

Gray's had all pre season to sort out the right back slot and for me there's no excuse for not strengthening in that position. As much a I like Gary Brown he's clearly not a full back and if he's played in that position agains the likes of Spendymore they'll tear us apart. Hopefully we can get a dec...
by Darlofart
Sat Mar 15, 2014 9:42 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Northwich Victoria v Darlington Match Thread
Replies: 49
Views: 12309

Re: Northwich Victoria v Darlington Match Thread

Amar has been poor for a few games now and his confidence seems rock bottom. I like the guy but he's got to start pulling his finger out and deliver the goods otherwise I can see Gray moving him on. Curzon are doing my head in also winning by a single scrappy goal most weeks, but hopefully we'll stu...
by Darlofart
Sun Mar 09, 2014 7:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Music
Replies: 22
Views: 6725

Re: Music

You sound like a barrel of laughs! While we're at it lets also field 11 foreign players and charge £30 admission like most premier league clubs. For what it's worth I thought the music at half time was very good and I also noticed several Heritage Park main stand regulars tapping their feet and wigg...
by Darlofart
Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:56 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington v Lancaster City Match Thread
Replies: 75
Views: 16669

Re: Darlington v Lancaster City Match Thread

Just to say, if anyone is prepared to drive out of town and pay their money to watch us on a midweek in February, they are entitled to leave whenever they fancy IMO. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I suppose if you only want to support the team when they are winning then yes your right, I'm sure...
by Darlofart
Sat Nov 30, 2013 7:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match Thread!
Replies: 93
Views: 22113

Re: Match Thread!

Losing Tommo would be a big blow but no doubt the club won't stand in his way if its a good full time move for him. If we lose Tommo I just hope it's not to some tinpot "batting above their average" club like Gateshead! I guess if he wants to go he'll be like a fart that's been brewing for an hour o...
by Darlofart
Sat Nov 23, 2013 6:11 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Blackwell Meadows
Replies: 29
Views: 12924

Re: Blackwell Meadows

Phhhhhhhhhhht Quakerz is spot on. We went months with no announcement, then finally some great news with a return to town announcement which created a bit of buzz about the place,and low and behold things go back to normal with no news coming out the club. We needed to build on the previous momentum...
by Darlofart
Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:25 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Fisher vs AJ
Replies: 31
Views: 7333

Re: Fisher vs AJ

Frrrrap. In the 2 games I've seen Fisher he's only kicked the ball 3 times so its hard to make judgement but so far I've not been impressed, and its clear that the treatment of Andy Johnson has been poor by Gray. I've been even less impressed with Edwards who along with Pilatos has been a very poor ...
by Darlofart
Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Happy clappy loveathon.
Replies: 4
Views: 2197

Re: Happy clappy loveathon.

Hopefully under the new nicey nicey "unlucky chaps better luck next time" being friendly regime, breaking wind at matches is still permitted. I tend to release a boff typically 3-4 times each half and to compensate for being irrate after Purewal has missed his 5th one on one of the game, I put a smi...
by Darlofart
Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match thread
Replies: 91
Views: 17167

Re: Match thread

:| hnnnnnnnnng thhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!!! For me Dowson isn't quite cutting it. He plays some neat touches at times but he's missing too many chances and costing us points. We seem to be too dependant on Tommo for my liking and the likes of Dowson need to start taking the pressure off him by occa...
by Darlofart
Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:46 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Match thread
Replies: 132
Views: 24367

Re: Match thread

I was reading rave reviews on Edwards when we won a couple, then he's suddenly a scapegoat as soon as we lose. Sent from my Nexus 4 using Tapatalk Spyman you've gone from being mildly annoying to a complete pompous bot wipe within weeks. You're like one of those silent farts that have a warm follow...
by Darlofart
Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:45 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: return to darlo date and ground requirements
Replies: 14
Views: 4985

Re: return to darlo date and ground requirements

I love the layout of curzons raised terracing behind the goal, It looks very similar to the polam lane end at feethams. That at one end and a tin shed type set up behind the other goal would be ideal. In fact I'm looking forward to breaking wind at our new ground already.
Frrrt
by Darlofart
Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:27 pm
Forum: The Off Topic Room
Topic: Lookalikes.
Replies: 14
Views: 8943

Re: Lookalikes.

Balls I don't know how to attach an image to a post.
by Darlofart
Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:14 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Name change
Replies: 36
Views: 8542

Re: Name change

Regardless of the ground name I'd like to see us drop the 1883 for our name whenever possible. On the fixture posters at the new ground and for distributing it should read Darlington Fc vs ........ The 1883 bit is irritating. It's like having one of those poos where your still wiping after 50 sheets...