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by Vokuhila
Tue Apr 14, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: football restart date possible
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

Re: football restart date possible

When the football is coming back is one of the last things on my mind currently, more just hoping the number of infections/deaths reduce asap and then see where we are. Yeah, to be honest, the longer the lockdown goes on, the less and less bothered I am about the season resuming. And I'm pretty sur...
by Vokuhila
Sun Apr 12, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Former players
Replies: 72
Views: 6806

Re: Former players

The player's actual prime or his 'prime' with us? I'd say Gabbiadini but there are quite a few who if they had been playing for us in their prime you would have to think would have been incredible. We’ll say in their prime with us. Ah, that's a shame. I love the idea of a parallel universe where th...
by Vokuhila
Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:09 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Darlington V Farsley
Replies: 65
Views: 10625

Re: Darlington V Farsley

What a surreal afternoon. The final whistle blew and I was struggling to get my head around how we didn't win that game, let alone somehow managed to concede four and lose. Let's be honest though, it probably wouldn't have mattered much either way, and I think the fact that our keeper happened to le...
by Vokuhila
Tue Mar 03, 2020 12:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Spennymoor Players - Charged with betting offences
Replies: 47
Views: 8100

Re: Spennymoor Players - Charged with betting offences

On a serious note, a couple of the numbers mentioned are pretty scary and could be indicative of someone in the grip of quite a serious betting addiction.

I really hope they get the help they need if that is the case.
by Vokuhila
Sun Mar 01, 2020 12:11 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: George Reynolds...
Replies: 24
Views: 4451

Re: George Reynolds...

Given that shildonlad reached 2019 and was still using the word 'coloured' to describe a non-white person and once referred to Arlene Foster as "that dyke from the DUP", I can totally understand why he might think George and his comedy stylings are beyond hilarious.
by Vokuhila
Tue Feb 25, 2020 1:12 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Retention for next year
Replies: 76
Views: 10332

Re: Retention for next year

Also, on Luke Trotman, he's going to set up home with his Love Island girlfriend in Windsor which is a rather long way from Darlo. Ah, Windsor's probably not far off being equidistant in terms of actual travelling time from Bristol and Luton, so that would make sense. I got the strong impression th...
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 24, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Trotman joins villa
Replies: 56
Views: 12900

Re: Trotman joins villa

biccynana wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:47 pm
You deserve a medal, mate ;)
don'tbuythesun wrote:
Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:20 pm
And you'll never get that time back!
Hey, I was just taking one for the team - I'm just glad the series is over now and I can finally get my evenings back.*










*I'm totally bereft :(
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Trotman joins villa
Replies: 56
Views: 12900

Re: Trotman joins villa

I wonder how far off the lad is from full fitness. Did AA say it could be March time or have I made that up? Yeah, having watched the show for the past two-and-a-half weeks, I wouldn't be surprised if he's back playing next month. It looked like he might have a slight limp when he first went in, bu...
by Vokuhila
Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:02 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Trotman joins villa
Replies: 56
Views: 12900

Re: Trotman joins villa

Super Luke T and Siânnise finish runners-up :clap:

What an outstanding young man.
by Vokuhila
Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Leamington at home
Replies: 53
Views: 8953

Re: Leamington at home

polarbear: "Yeah, hi, Luis. I've just noticed that you haven't played a home game for over five years now, so I just wanted to know what the hell you think you're playing at?" Luis Castro: "Well, er, the region's still really unstable, mate. It wouldn't be safe for us to play there." polarbear: "But...
by Vokuhila
Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Boston Away
Replies: 49
Views: 8654

Re: Boston Away

theoriginalfatcat wrote:
Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:24 pm
Mind you, to be fair - I can't remember many on here complaining when G.R. splashed the cash on Heaney/Gabbiadini/Aspen and others - the books didn't balance then. ;)
Yeah, those team-building skiing trips didn't come cheap ;)
by Vokuhila
Wed Feb 12, 2020 4:57 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Plucky Salford
Replies: 30
Views: 7202

Re: Plucky Salford

Wow, just when you think they can't get any pluckier, they go and pull another fairytale story like this out of the bag.
by Vokuhila
Wed Feb 12, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Boston Away
Replies: 49
Views: 8654

Re: Boston Away

"could/would/should of" “off of” I think these are both referred to as a 'Matterface' in commentary parlance, as in: "Ooh, he's tried a lob there and it looks like it could of come off of the defender's arm." "You've gone full Matterface there, [insert commentator's name]! Also, it was a chip, not ...
by Vokuhila
Tue Feb 11, 2020 11:04 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Harvey Saunders
Replies: 6
Views: 2462

Re: Harvey Saunders

Was it a lob though? Or was it actually a chip? Sorry, it's a bit of a bugbear of mine. Anyways, it looks like he might be getting a bit of game time now in the next few matches. I would say a lob is elevating a ball that is already in the air and a chip is lifting the ball off the ground. Yeeeaaah...
by Vokuhila
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Harvey Saunders
Replies: 6
Views: 2462

Re: Harvey Saunders

Was it a lob though? Or was it actually a chip? Sorry, it's a bit of a bugbear of mine.

Anyways, it looks like he might be getting a bit of game time now in the next few matches.
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:51 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Hatfield & Wheatley
Replies: 61
Views: 8018

Re: Hatfield & Wheatley

I don't know about the financials of it all, but it would be a big blow if Wheatfield broke up.

I've had enough heartbreak tonight as it is watching Love Island #doubledumping
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:31 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington
Replies: 15
Views: 3597

Re: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington

Ghost_Of_1883 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:23 pm
Teddy Sheringham had no pace.
Yeah, you don't have to beat someone for pace if you're already a yard quicker in your head.
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:26 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington
Replies: 15
Views: 3597

Re: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington

lo36789 wrote:
Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:56 am
I can't work out if he did really well given the bobble on the pitch or if the bobble aided him!
It was a galleria of a finish.
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington
Replies: 15
Views: 3597

Re: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington

It's been a bit of an anti-climax so far with Gary, but my gut's telling me he's one of those strikers who'll go on a run once he's got that first goal under his belt.
by Vokuhila
Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:52 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington
Replies: 15
Views: 3597

Re: Kidderminster 1-1 Darlington

Where was Gary Martin yesterday? I noticed he wasn't in the 16.
by Vokuhila
Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:49 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Trotman joins villa
Replies: 56
Views: 12900

Re: Trotman joins villa

Having never watched it before, I've gone from thinking that it was utter pap when Trots first went in to now watching the past couple of episodes and slowly being sucked into the Love Island vortex :crazy: :shock: Anyways, as for how Luke T's getting on (there's another Luke, Luke M, who somehow ma...
by Vokuhila
Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:38 am
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New kit
Replies: 207
Views: 28818

Re: New kit

Joey Hutchinson it was. Recently given leave to take a holiday company to court for a 10 million or so case after he was seriously injured jumping into a pool. Good player for us, but I think he had a couple of injuries that set him back. It’s a really sad story to be honest. He wound up paralysed ...
by Vokuhila
Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:27 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: League restructure
Replies: 34
Views: 5985

Re: League restructure

Does this mean they're going to try to cram even more games into the opening couple of months of the season? :problem:
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Guiseley
Replies: 147
Views: 22534

Re: Guiseley

Mind, what we are doing playing back to the keeper in such close proximity on that pitch I've no idea. The pitch looks even worse on the highlights - if it doesn't get better we are in for some horrific games of football at Blackwell Meadows for the rest of the season. I'm calling it first: there w...
by Vokuhila
Mon Feb 03, 2020 5:40 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Guiseley
Replies: 147
Views: 22534

Re: Guiseley

LoidLucan wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 2:08 pm
He obviously feared that there might be a chip into the other corner but that would have been very difficult for the scorer to attempt from a rolling ball.
Especially when the player concerned was Hamza Bencherif.

I mean he's a solid enough centre half, but he's no Philippe Albert!
by Vokuhila
Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Guiseley
Replies: 147
Views: 22534

Re: Guiseley

Dilly-dilly's been on the Bud Lights again.

As for the game, the writing was on the wall as soon as Darlo_Pete inexplicably installed us as "firm favourites".
by Vokuhila
Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:37 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jason Kennedy
Replies: 25
Views: 5194

Re: Jason Kennedy

thoughts 'Thoughts' by Jason Kennedy: a wistful Jason struggles to hold onto his identity as a footballer when, seduced by the promise of pop-up sprinklers, he spends a month aimlessly running up and down what seems to be little more than a hilly bog, staring up at the sky. "Remember, it's all abou...
by Vokuhila
Tue Jan 28, 2020 3:33 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New kit
Replies: 207
Views: 28818

Re: New kit

The answers to the question are exactly what was expected, alot of fans have not renewed year on year because of the similarity between the shirts, This is exactly why the change is positive, 1) people will buy a new design 2) revenue will be up not by a lot maybe but more than previous year . 3 an...
by Vokuhila
Mon Jan 27, 2020 5:46 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: Jonathan Franks
Replies: 7
Views: 3182

Re: Jonathan Franks

I love the whole new-signing double handshake thing they still seem to have going on in Iceland.
by Vokuhila
Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:41 pm
Forum: Virtual Feethams
Topic: New kit
Replies: 207
Views: 28818

Re: New kit

I think it's important to keep things in perspective. For me, it's not so much about what the design options are, but the fact that we've got the options in the first place. There are millions of people who'll go through their entire lives never being allowed to vote for anything ever, so I'm strugg...